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Re: Driving Award

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:53 am

That reminds of this lovely pope joke:

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Way more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: Much more important.
Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"
Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Driving Award

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:48 pm

black bart wrote:That reminds of this lovely pope joke:

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Way more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: Much more important.
Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"
Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"


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Re: Driving Award

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:59 pm

Sigh. :facewall:
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Re: Driving Award

Postby farfalla on Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:18 pm

can not remember if I told this one

Driving out of the school parking lot tapping my foot (on the accelerator) to the beat of the music. Stopped by young eager rookie volunteer auxiliary policeman. I am chuckling while explaining. He starts lecture. I continue chuckling and his voice goes up an octave, "This is serious!", he says. "No it isn't" I say, now outright laughing. "Yes it is!!!" "No it is not, Arthur, and if you will think about it I think you will see that".

pause

Arthur... "Okay, it isn't serious, but please stop,okay?" "Okay, Arthur - see you later."
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Re: Driving Award

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:27 pm

A nun is driving along a rural Irish road when she gets pulled over by a motorcycle policeman. The policeman walks up to the window and knocks on it. The nun winds the window down. The policeman unzips his fly. The nun says "Oh officer! Not the alcohol breath tester again?"
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