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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:32 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for obscene naan.

Life is too short for outrageous unsubstantiated claims like the above*. Pictures of this obscene naan, or it didn't happen.

*unless, of course, I am the one making the outrageous unsubstatiated claims in question, in which case it's OK.


No pictures. I was hungry! And there are children in the house. I couldn't let them see it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:03 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for obscene naan.

Life is too short for outrageous unsubstantiated claims like the above*. Pictures of this obscene naan, or it didn't happen.

*unless, of course, I am the one making the outrageous unsubstatiated claims in question, in which case it's OK.


No pictures. I was hungry! And there are children in the house. I couldn't let them see it.
Love your footnote.

You left out a comma and a space, and failed to capitalize a name. And does Ubi Dubium know about Note?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:35 am

She does now!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:09 am

Life's too short for the amount of time it's taking my stupid windows computer at work to re-boot.

Note: I didn't mean to mention 'Boots'...that's Turtle Porn!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:48 pm

black bart wrote:Life's too short for the amount of time it's taking my stupid windows computer at work to re-boot.

Note: I didn't mean to mention 'Boots'...that's Turtle Porn!


Puss in Boots suddenly takes on a whole new meaning…  :lech:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:50 pm

black bart wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Note: I didn't mean to mention 'Boots'...that's Turtle Porn!


Puss in Boots suddenly takes on a whole new meaning…  :lech:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:22 pm

Hey, I don't wear no stinkin' boots, I only sport my chapeau. (hiss) Puss in boots is strictly a fabrication of a deranged human mind. What cat in their right mind would want to wear boots, when soft padded feet insure a silent approach??
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:36 am

TwistedSister wrote:Hey, I don't wear no stinkin' boots, I only sport my chapeau. (hiss) Puss in boots is strictly a fabrication of a deranged human mind. What cat in their right mind would want to wear boots, when soft padded feet insure a silent approach??


The rhythmic drumming of claws on the table would undercut the silent approach a bit, though, wouldn't it?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:48 am

I don't see any claws in that avatar. Maybe she's been declawed?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:06 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:I don't see any claws in that avatar. Maybe she's been declawed?

Retractable claws.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Life is too short to drink and drive.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:41 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Life is too short to drink and drive.


You have something against multi-tasking?

My former State Senator, a man named Fears, was a real good ol' boy. In the 80s, when Virginia was starting to get tough on drunk driving, he complained in debate that this bill was "taking all the fun out of driving drunk."

Edited: Found the exact quotation. "This bill would take all of the sport out of drinking and driving." He was opposing an open container law.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:45 pm

:facepalm:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:02 pm

The former Mayor of Duluth got a DUI while in office. Slammed into a safety rail while trying to get across the bridge.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:20 pm

Life is too short for fat free mayo.
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