Life is too short for . . .

[bacon]

Life is too short not to enjoy the things you used to when you were a kid (in my case Captain Crunch cereal).

[TwistedSister]

I used to love it with the Crunch Berries.

[bacon]

Still delicious! Even my dog likes it!

Life is too short not to let your dog try your cereal.

[daftbeaker]

Life is too short not to let your dog try your cereal.

[Sexism]Fine, as long as she does the washing up afterwards[/sexism]

Life is too short for not staying up to 3am playing silly games. Sleep is for the weak. I need sleep

[Elvalia]

Life's too short to pass up flirting of any kind. I'm single, why the hell not?

[Uther]

Life is too short to not see where cyber-flirting leads.

[Ham Nox]

Life is too short not to make a bad pun about phone sex giving you hearing aids.

[Uther]

Life is too short. Do the phone sex anyway, but put a plastic bag on your head first.

[Ham Nox]

:lol:

Life is too short. Do the phone sex anyway, but put a plastic bag on your head first.

Great advice Uth--*stranglechokedie*

[Uther]

Life is too short for you to suffocate.
*Remove plastic bag and apply mouth to mouth resuscitation (stimulation)*

[Ham Nox]

Life is too short not to e-punch someone in the avatar

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

rrrrrrrrrr
um not 2 sort !
i big fur a free yeer old !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Uther]

Life is too short, but small children make it seem to go on and on and on.....

[black bart]

Life is too short, but I'd just loik ta read ye this Long Winded Tale...

It was a dark and stormy night an thee Fish Head Stew was bubblin on thee Greasy Hob...

[Uther]

Life is too short.. I will put the recording of your recital to one side to play "later"