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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:48 pm

Life is too short not to enjoy the things you used to when you were a kid (in my case Captain Crunch cereal).
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:51 pm

I used to love it with the Crunch Berries.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:11 pm

Still delicious! Even my dog likes it!

Life is too short not to let your dog try your cereal.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:58 pm

bacon wrote:Life is too short not to let your dog try your cereal.

[Sexism]Fine, as long as she does the washing up afterwards[/sexism]

Life is too short for not staying up to 3am playing silly games. Sleep is for the weak. I need sleep :idiot:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:17 pm

Life's too short to pass up flirting of any kind. I'm single, why the hell not?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:51 pm

Life is too short to not see where cyber-flirting leads.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:07 pm

Life is too short not to make a bad pun about phone sex giving you hearing aids.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:46 pm

:lol:

Life is too short. Do the phone sex anyway, but put a plastic bag on your head first.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:47 pm

Uther wrote::lol:

Life is too short. Do the phone sex anyway, but put a plastic bag on your head first.


Great advice Uth--*stranglechokedie*
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:02 am

Life is too short for you to suffocate.
*Remove plastic bag and apply mouth to mouth resuscitation (stimulation)* :tongue:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:05 pm

Life is too short not to e-punch someone in the avatar :grin:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:36 pm

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i big fur a free yeer old !
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:27 pm

Life is too short, but small children make it seem to go on and on and on.....
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:13 am

Life is too short, but I'd just loik ta read ye this Long Winded Tale...

It was a dark and stormy night an thee Fish Head Stew was bubblin on thee Greasy Hob...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Uther on Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:09 pm

Life is too short.. I will put the recording of your recital to one side to play "later"
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