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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:31 am

after reading El's post about her dad and tig's posts about the future relatives illness, i realise that life is too short to NOT be "that dad"...

I love you guys!!!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:29 am

Life is too short to be mock-offended that Scott doesn't love all the girls too *sniff*
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby farfalla on Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:32 pm

(that is a given, Ham... the gift that keeps on giving)
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:08 am

life is to short for not pointing out that i really like most of the gals here, but dont really "love" any guys...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Esab on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:48 am

Life is too short to only eat one cupcake.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:23 pm

Life is too short to spend an hour breaking ice and removing it from the front stairs. However, life is also too short to fall down said stairs as a result of slipping on said ice. What's a frozen Pastafarian to do?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:32 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short to spend an hour breaking ice and removing it from the front stairs. However, life is also too short to fall down said stairs as a result of slipping on said ice. What's a frozen Pastafarian to do?

Stay indoors? :idiot:

Edit - Or try boiling the kettle, dissolving salt in it and pouring the hot water down the steps.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:04 pm

Life is too short for not taking the kids to the library.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Iamtoo on Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:51 pm

Life is too short to spend in isolation
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:28 pm

Life is too short to spend all day on the internet...





































PSYCH!!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:25 pm

life is too short to not have a second helping of pasta.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon on Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:57 pm

Life is too short to not give your favorite gal or guy a big hug today!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby farfalla on Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:13 pm

Ramen to ^ and ^^ - preferably together

life is too short to stand in a 45 minute line at the post office


so I left
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:13 pm

life is too short to not watch monty pythons quest for the holy grail with the kids.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:44 pm

Life is too short for sitting in an office (doing NOTHING) on a beautiful day when I could be home OUTSIDE pulling weeds or something.
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