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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:18 pm

Neener neener neener, missed me again!!!!

D2!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:14 pm

Where are you you sun of a bitch!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:03 pm

You really are playing drunk, ain't you!?!! Ye tried to blast me there on yer first shot! I weren't there then an I ain't there now! Try again, an' see if ye kin shoot sommers whar ye ain't alreddy put a hole i th' watter!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:14 pm

I accidentally mixed up my numbers and letters when I first wrote them. So I crossed them out and rewrote them, but I keep on reading them backwards.


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:17 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:I accidentally mixed up my numbers and letters when I first wrote them. So I crossed them out and rewrote them, but I keep on reading them backwards.


E1

Like the lyrics on that Rolling Stones song?

Miss!!

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:26 pm

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:38 pm

Hah! Missed again! Ye must be tryin t miss, cuz no one could be that bad by accident!!!!!

E6!! Take that!!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:46 pm

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:49 pm

J6 be another miss!! How do ye do it??

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:27 pm

Miss


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:30 pm

Missmissmissssssssss!!

E5!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:33 pm

Hit



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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:43 pm

GAH!!!! BLOOD!!! FIRE!!! DEVASTATION!!!! You hit me!!


E4!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:47 pm

Ahhhh the walls be tumbling down now!


Hit (Tis of no consequence, your fate is sealed)


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:50 pm

Miss, O myopic one! haha!!


E7!!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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