I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:15 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:What kind of idiot do you take me for?

First class. Why?

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:21 pm

Thats right! First class all the way!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:24 pm

Miss, misster!


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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:27 pm

Missy missy boo boo. Stick your head in doo doo.


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:35 pm

Fer criminy sakes out loud, do you even have any friggin boats out there??

Miss, you misserable misscreant.

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:39 pm

Apparently I do, cause you just hit one. :furious:


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 pm

Ha!! Now I've got you!!!!

Miss, hahaha!!!!!


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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:51 pm

Hit!


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:06 am

Missed again! Want to borrow my seeing-eye dog?


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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:11 am

Hit



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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:41 am

YIKES!!!! PG has turned into Scott the Pirates baby brother!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked:
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:25 am

Miss, hahaaa!! I now blast you to bits!!


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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:03 pm

Hit




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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:07 pm

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmissed!!!

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:09 pm

You sunk my carrier! :furious:



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