I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:31 am

Bloody War Mongers!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:30 am

PantyGnawer wrote:You shut up! Hitting points more than once is a part of my grand strategy.



F5

Ha! Missed me. I see your strategy forming now, it looks like you're trying to drown me by splashing all the water onto my ships! It won't work! It's only fake water!!

D5!!
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:39 am

Somehow if it wasn't for the whole electricity and water thing, I can picture the two of them, each in their own tubs, moving their little toy boats around, splashing with glee when they make a hit. (not a pretty picture) :haha:
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:48 pm

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:43 pm

black bart wrote:Bloody War Mongers!

All together now...

All we are saying is give Pieces a chance.


Blast you all!!

We are in the midst of a blizzard and others in the house have dragged out an actual Battleship™ game.

I will be forced to play after supper. :?
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:03 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:Miss



E6

Missed!

B9! :evilgrin:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:17 pm

Are ye shur yer eyepatch be on the roight eye? Ye couldn't hit Big Brenda in a one room buffet.

Missss!


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 pm

Steeeerike! Swingin like that ye couldnae hit the broad side of a barn wi' the broad side of a barn!

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:33 pm

You call yourself an admiral? Maybe you should find the guy who's swabbing the poop deck and bring him up to the cabin to take your shots for you.


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:47 pm

Bastard!! Swine!! Lowlife!!! Vile thing!!! :furious: :furious: !!! You hit me!


F4!!!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:51 pm

heh heh

Misss!!!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:55 pm

ARRRGHHH!!! You sunk my PT boat!!! :cry: :cry:

I7 :furious:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:59 pm

Yes! That's the hardest one to find!


As ususal, Misssssssss!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:03 pm

And a missosaurus rex to you, too!

A1!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:07 pm

You think I'd be stupid enough to put it there? What kind of idiot do you take me for?



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