The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

[ken worley]

Ok, so there are a lot of conspiracy theories out there, and some of them have yet to be resolved.

Let us rehash them here.

My proposed conspiracy theory/topic of conversation:

The Beatle's "Paul is Dead" rumors of 1969-1971...

I have recently uncovered another proof that Paul did in fact die in 1966, and has been portrayed by a paid actor since.

If you play the song "I Want You'(she's so heavy) backwards, at 16 RPM, you can clearly hear Lennon's Liverpudlian accented voice say, "Paul's gone tits-up, lads....Better stock up on our records, then..."
true fact.

[Edd]

It’s a little known fact that musicians generally have a phobia regarding private conversations and prefer communicating through backward messages in their music.

[ken worley]

True(actually, really, seriously, guys, I know I cry wolf a lot, but this is actually true)-story...

In my teenage years, at a party, I pulled out some of the host-lady's LPs, and put on Fire on High by ELO..
(it has the very easy-to-hear BM at the beginning...(Namnisss.....Namnissss.....Naaammmniiisss...garbled etc.)

Her turntables' motor could be turned off without killing the needle-to-amp signal, so I placed the needle at the end of the backward recording, and, using my hand, spun the platform in reverse.
(it took 2 or three tries to get the speed correct, but it played the message back perfectly, and a perfect message it was....ready?)

"Music is reversible, but time is not...
Turn back...Turn back..TURN BACK."

[Pirate Johnson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLkXOd1mOdQ

Chicago

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I have reason to believe that JFK and Abraham Lincoln are the same person.
http://www.orwelltoday.com/jfkcoincidences.shtml

It's true. The Internet told me.

[black bart]

This is a truly shocking thread...I didn't know Paul McCartney was dead, nor did I know he had tits!

I have a theory that the population of France is no more than about 10 million souls...most of which live in Paris. I have evidence to back my theory up.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I have reason to believe that I live in an aquarium. Think about it. All the water, the glass, the sharks, manta rays and dugongs...

[Moral Minority]

I have a reason to believe that I am a heterosexual 54-year old paedophile trapped in a teenage gay boy's body.

[Edd]

Has anyone else noticed that we rarely see RRR and Farfalla on the forum at the same time anymore?
*suspiciously inspects avatars and posts for clues as to secret identities*

[black bart]

Has anyone else noticed that we rarely see RRR and Farfalla on the forum at the same time anymore?
*suspiciously inspects avatars and posts for clues as to secret identities*

I'll get Detective TurtleHolmes on the case at once...he could do with something useful to do.

I'd also like to know what Zankou 2.0 did with Zankou 1.0...Canada's a big place and we may never find the body!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Has anyone else noticed that we rarely see RRR and Farfalla on the forum at the same time anymore?
*suspiciously inspects avatars and posts for clues as to secret identities*

I'll get Detective TurtleHolmes on the case at once...he could do with something useful to do.

I'd also like to know what Zankou 2.0 did with Zankou 1.0...Canada's a big place and we may never find the body!

a hint: when asked to dine at Zank's house, just say "No, thank you..no 'special' meatballs for me.."..but the fava beans are perfectly acceptable.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I'll get Detective TurtleHolmes on the case at once...he could do with something useful to do.

Pfft, I solved that case ages ago. As it happens, they are siamese twins with... ahem... special privileges. They were separated just before RRR went absent, as he can now fulfil his dreams of throwing salt over his shoulder without getting it in Farf's eyes.

I'd also like to know what Zankou 2.0 did with Zankou 1.0...Canada's a big place and we may never find the body!

Devoured. Devoured and digested.

[black bart]

Is 'The Credit Crunch' just an illusion created by the banks to make us think we're poor so they can shrink our bank accounts and profit the difference?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yes. It is also a cereal, made of rusty nails and styrofoam! Yum!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Yes. It is also a cereal, made of rusty nails and styrofoam! Yum!

I see you, too, have been seduced by the Reptilian Overlords into accepting this travesty of the real truth..David Icke will soon have a 2-3 hr. documentary exposing the R.O. lie-machine..