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Re: I can top that....

Postby GreenRain22 on Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:29 am

I got FSM drunk. :P
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:30 am

I bleed gravy and sweat bacon grease.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ken worley on Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:06 am

I don't bleed at all...I just stuff a wad of cotton batting in, wrap tape around the wound, and get a big sweet kiss from the queen of the may, before mauling my enemies into submission.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby S'presso on Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:11 am

I won the game.
Look! A new sig.
Blaaaaag.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:25 am

I can play both parts in a game of tennis.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:45 pm

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Re: I can top that....

Postby GreenRain22 on Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:48 pm

I kissed a pillow and I liked it. xD
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:17 pm

I kissed a pillow and now it's in love with me.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:45 am

GreenRain22 wrote:... America. :P

I can make anyone insanely in love with me by just thinking the first letter of their name.

...It was a Sarah Palin reference.

I understand all of the political systems of the world... and cricket.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:25 am

I understand the 'Offside rule' in football.
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Re: I can degrade that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:50 am

I can go all day and not give a fnck.
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Re: I can degrade that....

Postby ken worley on Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:25 pm

Pirate Johnson wrote:I can go all day and not give a fnck.


nor get one, I'll wager....


I can out-brag Captain Redbeard Rum.


Him:
"AHH!, you have a WOMAN'S leg!"


me:
"AHHH!, you have a WOMAN'S p----mmmmph!"

*is wrestled to forum floor by good-taste-bot.*
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:35 am

Ha...I blow my nose at your brag and counter with:

I've had Queen Anne's Revenge twice monthly for the last four years!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Moral Minority on Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:54 pm

I can ride my bike with no handlebars... no handlebars... no handlebars.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:54 am

black bart wrote:Ha...I blow my nose at your brag and counter with:

I've had Queen Anne's Revenge twice monthly for the last four years!

Ha! I've had Cronan's ship since I was a wee lad!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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