I can top that....

[black bart]

I can satisfy two anthropology students at once (don't even try to beat this feat, it involves an awful lot of digging and swallowing).

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

[Roy Hunter]

I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

You only thought it was a woman. Believe me, I know...

[ken worley]

I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

He gave her all six of his credit cards and paid for dinner without demanding sex.


(I've actually met her, she's a doll.)

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I satisfied fourteen women in under a minute, and I don't even own a credit card.

[black bart]

Was it your mother, 3 aunties and 10 sisters? You cooked them all Fish Head Stew?

Actually I lied, I've never even met an anthropology student or even a student come to think of it

But if I ever do meet an anthropology student I'll know exactly how to please them...much more than anyone else on this here thread.

[Edd]

I satisfied fourteen women in under a minute, and I don't even own a credit card.

With this particular skill, speed is usually not looked for.

I, on the other hand, have satisfied one woman, in one night, so well she's still smiling.

[black bart]

I satisfied fourteen women in under a minute, and I don't even own a credit card.

With this particular skill, speed is usually not looked for.

I, on the other hand, have satisfied one woman, in one night, so well she's still smiling.

You can keep her:

[Zankou 2.0]

I see what you did thar.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I satisfied fourteen women in under a minute, and I don't even own a credit card.

With this particular skill, speed is usually not looked for.

I, on the other hand, have satisfied one woman, in one night, so well she's still smiling.

Oh, did I forget to mention? They were so satiated they could not possibly have had any more of me without turning into moosh.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Here's the topper. My boast was true.

[black bart]

Here's the topper. My boast was true.

Blimey...7 cups of tea in a an hour! Good brewing matey.

[Pirate Johnson]

Is that why your mother was smiling when I got up. That was pretty good. I smiled, too. I'm proud of you son.

[farfalla]

I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

me too

[black bart]

I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

me too

You're supposed to go one better... (just the thought has satisfied me so consider yourself a topper)