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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:59 am

black bart wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Bah! I can fly around the world so fast that I can leave at 9pm and be back for breakfast on the same day!


Didn't you say you live out in the out back...it would take you hours just to get to the airport!

Nope. Between a small coastal town and a medium sized city.

Uh oh. There's a rant involved. No, I won't. Not now. Not when I'm reasonably contented. No.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:18 am

Reasonably content? Bah!

I am so contented, a Tarantula could crawl up my leg and I wouldn't even notice.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:56 am

I can talk to christian god... Shit, you all can but the fnck3r isn't listening.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:27 pm

black bart wrote:Reasonably content? Bah!

I am so contented, a Tarantula could crawl up my leg and I wouldn't even notice.

I am so contented, a gigantic tarantula from the planet Zork could eat me, and I'd only massage his throat on the way down.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Akrashan on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:22 am

I can make an african swallow migrate.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:08 am

Akrashan wrote:I can make an african swallow migrate.

But can you make it carry a coconut?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:36 am

I can make an african swallow play 'fetch' with a coconut.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ken worley on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:15 pm

I can make a coconut swallow an african.
(takes many bites, but eventually...)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:20 am

I'm glad you brought up coconuts Ken...I'd just like to point out that I can summon Kid Creole and his Coconuts with the snap of a finger:

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Re: I can top that....

Postby ken worley on Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:05 am

So, how many of your fingers have they snapped so far?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:01 pm

ken worley wrote:So, how many of your fingers have they snapped so far?


spoze it depends on 'zactly where bart has stuck them (& how far in..)

(& just what is that hanging down in front of Kid's right leg, anyway?)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:25 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:
ken worley wrote:So, how many of your fingers have they snapped so far?


spoze it depends on 'zactly where bart has stuck them (& how far in..)

(& just what is that hanging down in front of Kid's right leg, anyway?)


Old 'Kid' Creole is certainly no kid anymore so it's probably some sort of hospital drip!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:15 pm

Oi can create a universe in free an' a harf daze an' perdooce a heaven fer evrywun at will .
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:52 am

Akrashan wrote:I can make an african swallow.
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ken worley on Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:53 pm

Pirate Johnson wrote:
Akrashan wrote:I can make an african swallow.



Ahh, so what?

Any inexplicably over-angry anthropology student with a strap on and a grudge
can do that.

Hard part is being mean enough to scare the apparatus into producing measurable precipitation.

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