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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:28 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
black bart wrote:Ha...I blow my nose at your brag and counter with:

I've had Queen Anne's Revenge twice monthly for the last four years!

Ha! I've had Cronan's ship since I was a wee lad!


i've heard about yer "wee," lad & what it does to the ship's decking!

i've known Big Brenda since she was Itty-bitty Brenda & Admiral Benbough was a (nervous) cabin-bhoy!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:21 pm

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:35 pm

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:42 pm

I got my learnin' from Elmer Fudd.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:54 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
black bart wrote:Ha...I blow my nose at your brag and counter with:

I've had Queen Anne's Revenge twice monthly for the last four years!

Ha! I've had Cronan's ship since I was a wee lad!


i've heard about yer "wee," lad & what it does to the ship's decking!

i've known Big Brenda since she was Itty-bitty Brenda & Admiral Benbough was a (nervous) cabin-bhoy!


Harrrr mateys...I helped transport Big Brenda up off the sand bank she became beached on shortly after the Late Mesolithic Period.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:03 am

I can make anyone I want grow a vagina where thier penis was before. Still working on the tits part.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Artec on Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:18 pm

I can lift the titanic from the bottom of the sea with my bare hands and a spoon!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Wawizzle on Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:15 pm

I can lift the titanic up from the ocean floor with my penis, while standing on top of the Eiffel tower.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ken worley on Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:43 pm

Wawizzle wrote:I can lift the titanic up from the ocean floor with my penis, while standing on top of the Eiffel tower.


I can spear your penis off the ocean floor, from the deck of a ship, using only the eiffel tower.

(this only uses a tiny portion of my rippedness, but demonstrates the laserlike acuity of my vision, which has been likened to a telephoto microscope.)
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:49 am

Eiffel Tower? Bah Humbug...I've been up the Eiffel Tower and Joan Collins in the same afternoon.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:05 pm

black bart wrote:Eiffel Tower? Bah Humbug...I've been up the Eiffel Tower and Joan Collins in the same afternoon.
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so that was you, eh? she had said something about having a man come round the back because her cistern needed unplugging &, of course, i thought she meant at her flat..
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Artec on Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:40 pm

I can fly around the world in 1/299,792,458 of a second and be in time for lunch
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:26 am

Bah! I can fly around the world so fast that I can leave at 9pm and be back for breakfast on the same day!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:13 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Bah! I can fly around the world so fast that I can leave at 9pm and be back for breakfast on the same day!


Didn't you say you live out in the out back...it would take you hours just to get to the airport!

Whereas I can be in Heathrow airport in about ten minutes...then give them a couple of hours to check me in and lose my luggage, flight delay due to protests against the third runway...I can fly around the world in about 40 hours and be back, minus my luggage, in time for tea the following Tuesday.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:18 pm

black bart wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Bah! I can fly around the world so fast that I can leave at 9pm and be back for breakfast on the same day!


Didn't you say you live out in the out back...it would take you hours just to get to the airport!

Whereas I can be in Heathrow airport in about ten minutes...then give them a couple of hours to check me in and lose my luggage*, flight delay due to protests against the third runway...I can fly around the world in about 40 hours and be back, minus my luggage, in time for tea the following Tuesday.


*bart, what about the extra 45 minutes for the "full-monty, body cavity search"? (erm, i forgot--you're Welsh, so add another half-hour to the "f-mbcs"..hope ya brought a fluffy pillow)
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