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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:01 am

There be only one sort o Golden Spiral wot springs ta me filthy mind. :?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:14 am

Oi kin reklekt seein sum broon spirilz, tho...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:45 pm

Arroha! oi bee wunna da geezers wot hawaken'ed to universal consciousness next' to a whale...oi found out dat "universal consciousness" really means "get da shite scared outta ya by an annoyed cetacean"...& if yez look closely at da photo onna shippe wit' alla wahines, oi'm da unseen broodin' presence uv patriarchal hoppression.. :D
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:33 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
Ubi Dubium wrote:
So it is "Not so" that I still don't know the difference. It is true that perhaps because suppositions of my "still not knowing the difference" is "not so." I should have punctuated the proclamation with a period, although such is as insignificant as your writing "and" instead of "an" in terms of the connectivity of the thoughts of my or your "talk" which are more distinguished by their capacities.


Wow! I mean wow! That there is a beaut if I ever saw one.

You've gone big on the incomprehensibility and run on scales! It also scores well on the condescenshun scale. I also have to award bonus points for the six different words or phrases in parentheses.

I give it a solid 17!


I'm going to follow with a short but sweet one. No bonus words, but its sheer incomprehensibility should suffice.

elijah wrote:Such as your the seemingly harmless expression of "Ick" betraying your violence.


*sniff* Sech poet trees bringun a teer to me oi . *sniff*
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:33 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha! oi bee wunna da geezers wot hawaken'ed to universal consciousness next' to a whale...oi found out dat "universal consciousness" really means "get da shite scared outta ya by an annoyed cetacean"...& if yez look closely at da photo onna shippe wit' alla wahines, oi'm da unseen broodin' presence uv patriarchal hoppression.. :D


You're absolutely right, Wales is scary...especially when you walk into the pub and everyone looks at you!
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:03 pm

elijah wrote:The truth of the matter is that the very survival of this played out joke comes at the expense of the religious. Its some kind of athiest vengance complex born of intolerance for people that don't bow down to relativist scientific supremacy wish wash, in fact its the same menatlity that manipulated religious ideology to abuse people just reversed, enforced atheism. Its all the same cast of charachters. Power hungry vampires lashing out in vexation.

Damn. I think he got us that time...
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:49 pm

He's a forking fruitcake. No interest in reality, just maxing out his persecution complex.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:14 pm

ET, mah bruddah..i 'spect you're correct, but the dude can sure fling pontifical gibberish with elan an' verve (& he doesn't repeat himself)
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:25 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:the dude can sure fling pontifical gibberish with elan an' verve

yowza.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:04 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote: the dude can sure fling pontifical gibberish with elan an' verve


Parrently he ain't the only one! Dan, have you been reading the graffiti in the bathroom of that bar for young republicans again? What did I tell you about that?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:57 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote: the dude can sure fling pontifical gibberish with elan an' verve


He duz wot ?
Wid who ?
Elaine an' Viv ?

Oi kint say thet oid had thee pleishore , thay must be newe .

Pantyknawer wrote:Parrently he ain't the only one! Dan, have you been reading the graffiti in the bathroom of that bar for young republicans again? What did I tell you about that?


On thet note , oi must confess wid doin et wid Grace an' Charrity , speekin' ove witch , 'ave thay gottin owt ove dere beds yit ?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:26 pm

Aloha, Mad Willum B! Elaine and Viv are a couple nice grrlz i rescued from the horrors of a YR camp-meeting..new, yes-but flexible and eager to learn :D

and PG: you wouldn't believe what those YRs were doing to the Constitution/Bill of Rights in that bathroom..it was necessary to do a surgical strike to save those documents from further harm (&, by golly, the YRs are just as incoherent and vituperative when doing graffiti as when they're yakking on the radio/TV..*)

*disclaimer: everyone has a right to be incoherent/vituperative, so i'm not picking on YRs, OK?
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:34 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote: incoherent/vituperative,


Are those Indian babes names?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:01 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote: incoherent/vituperative,


Are those Indian babes names?


Yep! Meet Bollywood Babes Incoherent Abiogenesis and Vituperative Zooxanthella (aka Elaine and Viv! :wink: )

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:13 am

Hawt!

Nice job Dan!
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