The elijah Game!

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:03 am

No2. Elijah Doolittle:

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:53 am

No. 3: Stevie Wonder's 'Hotter than Elijah'
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:58 pm

#3. Elijah McCoy.
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aka: The Real McCoy
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:08 pm

#4 Elijah Craig!

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:04 pm

No. 465.328 Elijah Kelley

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:09 pm

No. 465.329 Elijah Emanuel

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:00 am

Try as you might, no one is going to beat a 12 year old whiskey named Elijah.

It treats you well, leaves a warm feeling in your belly, and never calls you anti-Semitic.

I win!

Bart please lock the thread.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:38 am

Sumwun wots cauled "PantyGnawer" cant hex specks t'pass 'isself orf as a naf four a tea on tayste.


Bart, pleese locke PG. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:01 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Sumwun wots cauled "PantyGnawer" cant hex specks t'pass 'isself orf as a naf four a tea on tayste.



In the same vein, I guess we can't hexpect a woman such as yerself to hunderstand the himportance of good whiskey!

Or porn.....


Which leads me to:

#5. Gay pornstar Elijah Evans!

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Before you all give me shit, I'll say that all I did was do a google on "Elijah porn". He was the only one I found and I just decided to go with it.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:26 am

Oh yeah... how about this hat?
http://www.zazzle.com/i_love_elijah_hat ... 0093303213

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:25 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Sumwun wots cauled "PantyGnawer" cant hex specks t'pass 'isself orf as a naf four a tea on tayste.



In the same vein, I guess we can't hexpect a woman such as yerself to hunderstand the himportance of good whiskey!

Or porn.....


Which leads me to:

#5. Gay pornstar Elijah Evans!

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Before you all give me shit, I'll say that all I did was do a google on "Elijah porn". He was the only one I found and I just decided to go with it.


Is he the new Dirk Diggler?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:24 am

black bart wrote:
Is he the new Dirk Diggler?



Kinda, but he just diggles a slighly different dirk!
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:28 pm

betcha News of the World tm would title it: Dirk diggles dork in dark..
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:15 am

Oi sees Oi has mist sum funses 'ere. 'Ow dissapointin'-loike.
'Ere's a hupstandin' lad what's named Elijah, an' 'es singin' t' th' whales.
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'Ere's 'is websoite, iffn ye doubts me werd. Them folks 'as been in th' grog a wee bit longer'n wut's wise, Oi thinks. This fella's around arf ways doon, atwixt th' batshitcrazy spiral meditator bald fella an' th' sweaty girl with th' flour nailed t' 'er 'ead.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:14 am

Yarrrgh, ET, there be sum Ha-Why-Nin meta tayshun events in that link.
Now oi be wunnerin witch wun be arrrgh oan Dan haole dude!
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