The elijah Game!

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:22 am

I will never lock this thread. Elijah rocks. Bring it on.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:17 pm

black bart wrote:Elijah rocks.


I'll score -20 for that one :D
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:00 am

DaveL wrote:
black bart wrote:Elijah rocks.


I'll score -20 for that one :D

I'm sure that in the middle there, between 'Elijah' and 'rocks' was written, in 0 point font; "'s head is full of".
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:09 am

No, I was right in my tiny brain look:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/elijahrock
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:59 am

Oh...you were talking about THAT Elijah. :roll:
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby ChowMein on Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:30 pm

PASTAFARIAN !

Oi be owtraged !

Ye all moight as well be swingin' me bye me tales !

Pastafarian indeed !

Oim a carnavore , dammit , ye lot juss keep thet veg an' grain an' wot not be meet aweigh frum me !

Ye blaggits all !
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:32 pm

I'm taking this amazingly long winded and run-on sentence!

elijah wrote:Secondly the term troll doesnt exist in a vacum, due to the terms artistic representation over the years having become strickingly similar to that of anti semetic depictions, combined with the fact that ignorant people such as yourself who use it as a name calling method to suppress minority opinion on the internet have confused its online apllication with one identifying personal characteristics i.e "stupidity and narrowmindedness" as opposed to its actuallity, a metaphor for a method of fishing, the term in this context has evolved into an anti semetic epithet. Par for the "Pastafarian"course.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:52 pm

My favourite bit is where he says it's a metaphor for fishing. That's incredibly anti-semitic there, because, you see, Jews would have gone fishing in the past.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:18 pm

But people, it is nothing to do with jews!

See, right here:
elijah wrote:Secondly the term troll doesnt exist in a vacum, due to the terms artistic representation over the years having become strickingly similar to that of anti semetic depictions, combined with the fact that ignorant people such as yourself who use it as a name calling method to suppress minority opinion on the internet have confused its online apllication with one identifying personal characteristics i.e "stupidity and narrowmindedness" as opposed to its actuallity, a metaphor for a method of fishing, the term in this context has evolved into an anti semetic epithet. Par for the "Pastafarian"course.


We are being accused of prejudice against ourselves! Semet (Latin) = self; Semite = Jew.

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:17 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:But people, it is nothing to do with jews!

See, right here:
elijah wrote:Secondly the term troll doesnt exist in a vacum, due to the terms artistic representation over the years having become strickingly similar to that of anti semetic depictions, combined with the fact that ignorant people such as yourself who use it as a name calling method to suppress minority opinion on the internet have confused its online apllication with one identifying personal characteristics i.e "stupidity and narrowmindedness" as opposed to its actuallity, a metaphor for a method of fishing, the term in this context has evolved into an anti semetic epithet. Par for the "Pastafarian"course.


We are being accused of prejudice against ourselves! Semet (Latin) = self; Semite = Jew.

(Edited to fix quotes and colour tags)


Now it all makes sense! Hooray!
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:06 am

Other Elijah's I have known:

No1: Elijah Wood:

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:44 pm

I don't know any Elijahs.

I did know a bullfrog named Jeremiah, though...
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Edd on Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:00 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:I did know a bullfrog named Jeremiah, though...


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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:20 am

"..I never understood a single word he said.."..hmm, sounds familiar..perhaps "Elij-eremi-ah"? (Nahh, that'd be namism or something and then the gentleman would go off on a Jeremiad for sure)..
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby fueledbycoffee on Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:23 am

Tigger, let me tell ye, I am certainly prejudiced against meself. I stand guilty on all charges.
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