The elijah Game!

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby thelastpirate on Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:54 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:I'm going to follow with a short but sweet one. No bonus words, but its sheer incomprehensibility should suffice.

elijah wrote:Such as your the seemingly harmless expression of "Ick" betraying your violence.


Well, the crazyness is certainly there, and it is incomprehensible although not wildly so. A ridiculous degree of persecution is being claimed, and there is an accusation of violence.

No bonuses, unfortunately.

Overall, I'd say it's an 18.


My choice:
elijah wrote:The terms pastafarian and troll are inherently anti semetic.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:30 am

thelastpirate wrote:
elijah wrote:The terms pastafarian and troll are inherently anti semetic.


Ohhhhhh! I did not see that coming at all! He went for a super short sentence that is actually comprehensible!

Will it pay off with the judges..........

Oh 19!

He bypassed normal protocol and went straight for the amazingly crazy points! Well done!


elijah wrote:Not only is the term being thrust specifically into places frequented by Rastafarians as a tactic of its aggressive repression not to be tolerated, but compromising movement on account of any manifestations of such motives is cowardice its perpetrators then demand for appeasement.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby thelastpirate on Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:48 pm

elijah wrote:Not only is the term being thrust specifically into places frequented by Rastafarians as a tactic of its aggressive repression not to be tolerated, but compromising movement on account of any manifestations of such motives is cowardice its perpetrators then demand for appeasement.


It has to be a 20. Completely incomrehensible.




elijah wrote:I would not call the question "easy", even if because of the nomenclatural nonsensicality with which it has thus far been posed. I agree that the arguments made have defined failure, so then no truce is necessary.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:30 am

I am playiing the game in my own way...do I get any points?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:21 pm

black bart wrote:I am playiing the game in my own way...do I get any points?


That avatar represents extreme persecution of the rastafarian race! It is racist, fascist, satanic, and vampiritic!

I'll have to check the bylaws again, but I think that means that you win the whole fricking game. Bastard.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:39 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:
black bart wrote:I am playiing the game in my own way...do I get any points?


That avatar represents extreme persecution of the rastafarian race! It is racist, fascist, satanic, and vampiritic!

I'll have to check the bylaws again, but I think that means that you win the whole fricking game. Bastard.

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:23 am

A simple but to the point quote from elijah which got it's just repost from the ever gallant Zankou:

Whatever helps you sleep Nazi.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:28 am

black bart wrote:A simple but to the point quote from elijah which got it's just repost from the ever gallant Zankou:

Whatever helps you sleep Nazi.

11 points. It's a short quote, but it captures the utter inanity of elijah's argument because he calls me a "Nazi".

Also, 3 bonus points (so, 14) because it demonstrates "situational irony", in that he calls me a "Nazi" when I am in fact a "Grammar Nazi", while simultaneously giving me a reason to bring that up because he omits a comma.
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby ken worley on Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:59 am

elijah wrote:I praise the non-existant lord for the fact that you reside far far away from theses fair shores.



*smirks, steeples hands, with one evilly-raised brow, then spins high-backed-desk-chair 'round, to shun reader.(and pet moggy)*
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:09 pm

He's baaa-aack! I call this one!

The malicious fear-based ignorance of people promoting the FSM is revealed in the movement's mocking abuse of Genuine Religions.


Lookie - total persecution complex, and gratuitous capitalization. What do I hear for this one?
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:23 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:He's baaa-aack! I call this one!



Its a Festivus miracle!


Because of this joyous occasion, I'm feeling generous enough to give you the full 20!
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:06 am

Ubi Dubium wrote:He's baaa-aack! I call this one!

The malicious fear-based ignorance of people promoting the FSM is revealed in the movement's mocking abuse of Genuine Religions.


Lookie - total persecution complex, and gratuitous capitalization. What do I hear for this one?

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:30 am

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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:12 am

And for the New Year, here is:
Thus the tendencies are in essence group think built to worship the female that perpetuates their slavish existence.


(I'm finding it hard to believe that good ol' 'lije has not found his way to this thread yet!)
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Re: The elijah Game!

Postby DaveL on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:52 pm

Can I lock this thread too. Oh no, damn it I can't...oh well. Just saying the word Elijah triggers my 'lock thread' impulse. Bart, you have the powers here man!

BTW. 'Pastafarian' is both tortuous and racist to my religion, so there! And once I been thoroughly refuted by all of you, I will say it again, so there!
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