Thought it might be fun to continue something started on one of the hate mail comment trails ‘You people are insane, find the truth.’ Sorry I couldn’t bring myself to quote the original exactly.
It goes something like this; take a well known acronym and turn it into an FSMism.
Try these for starters:
APB – Al-dente Pasta Brunch. For context see above.
LAPD – Los Angeles Pasta Department
SWAT – Spaghetti Weapons and Tactics
OK. It was a ‘cop show’ train of thought.
How about
MTBF – Mean time Between Fettuccine
JPEG – Joint Pasta Exploration Group
Go on. Give it a try.

