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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:36 pm

You are vanned for not having solved a single mystery.

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:51 pm

You are v& for liking teh lolis.
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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:13 pm

You are vanned for liking balthamesh.

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:05 am

You're vanned for insinuating incestual intimacies.
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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby GreenRain22 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:05 am

I'm vanning you ALL becuase I have cramps. ><
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Phlebas » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:25 am

Avast!!!

You are vanned for making me throw up in my mouth (just a little bit).
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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby GreenRain22 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:35 am

You are vanned for saying Avast whilst I have cramps
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:37 am

You are vanned for having cramps.
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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:54 am

You are vanned for not realising that sex with females is much more satisfying when they have cramps.... cause you make them hurt.

Google it.

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby GreenRain22 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:02 am

...

You are vanned for perking my curiousity.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:05 am

You are vanned because you need to try it... preferably with me.

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby GreenRain22 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:06 am

You are vanned for trying to seduce a minor. :P
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:09 am

You are vanned because I am into lolis, nymphets and jailbaits, as well as shotas and faunlets.

And also, because you should be playing with me.

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby GreenRain22 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:10 am

You are vanned for having Moral in your name even though you are not moral in the least bit.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)

It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)

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Re: The You Are Vanned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:12 am

You are vanned for being too conservative.


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