Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:31 pm

What are you saying, Zank? That ray was pining for the fjords, but he's no Moor.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:41 am

Sad news, everyone. My lovely eel has slipped away from me.

It’s my own fault really, or my wandering eyes, at any rate.

I just couldn’t help myself. When I saw this:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:05 pm

Only time can eel her broken heart. You, sir, are a cod.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:38 am

Oh I wish to cod you lot would stop carping on about your love lives look what happened to my girlfriend:

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She was battered to death!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:17 am

Um, Black Bart, ah, you might need, um, some, uh, salt with that battery.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:18 am

salt and battery... :cry:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:48 pm

Oi be sorry fer yer loss, Barrrt, an bein' battered to death be orfull an awl, but yer GF mayde folks uncomfertibull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppYgu3PZHk
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi be sorry fer yer loss, Barrrt, an bein' battered to death be orfull an awl, but yer GF mayde folks uncomfertibull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppYgu3PZHk


That's hilarious...the fish deserves an oscar.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:49 pm

For "Best Unsupported Actor"?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:57 pm

That's not punny!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:08 am

pieces o'nine wrote:For "Best Unsupported Actor"?


Well, that fish had to fight off tough opposition from the others actors in his category:
Angelina Jelly, Christian Whale and Dame Judy Tench.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:41 am

Doan fergit awl thee parrrt-toime hackters, loike WalkTheePlankton...
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:24 pm

An' Thee Black Spotted Cod.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:26 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:An' Thee Black Spotted Cod.


Oh dear...that pun is a 'Turtle' Disaster!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:51 pm

Watch what you say, Black Bart!

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