Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:45 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:51 am

Oh my god...that's so corny I can't believe it, I am I herring this right.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:30 pm

black bart wrote:Oh my god...that's so corny I can't believe it, I am I herring this right.


I'd trout that as a showcase pun.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:49 am

These puns are getting out of control, I really think we ought to be brought to eel.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:39 am

Excuse me, but the eel in question is my new love interest. We make a very cute couple. People see us swimming along and say, ‘Look! That’s a moray.’
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:49 am

:worship:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:50 am

black bart wrote: :worship:

That was epic, Edd.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:54 am

Thanks, BB, Z.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:55 am

Only someone as well provided for as Edd could have come up with that pun...Oh yes, I've heard he's very well eeled.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:13 am

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:57 pm

My lovely eel is one of a kind. She swims through troughs and swells but she is also occasionally carried by a group of seabirds. She wants to be like light; traveling by waves and, in part, gulls.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:04 pm

Your eel is a good choice in a mate: she'll never be caught for fission chips. And while there are flashier fish in the sea, I can state that they're subject to betta decay.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:36 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Your eel is a good choice in a mate: she'll never be caught for fission chips. And while there are flashier fish in the sea, I can state that they're subject to betta decay.

Did you just make a physics joke and a marine biology joke at the same time?

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:01 am

Yeah well talking of Science, I went for swim yesterday and I saw a dead Manta Ray...he was an X-Ray.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:33 pm

black bart wrote:Yeah well talking of Science, I went for swim yesterday and I saw a dead Manta Ray...he was an X-Ray.

FAIL
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