Edd wrote:Bart, has revealed the perfect method for his enemies to make him spill his guts - get him to cross the English Channel!
I shall never curse whilst I'm queuing at an airport ever again.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:36 am
I shall never curse whilst I'm queuing at an airport ever again.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:03 am
What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry? 
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by daftbeaker on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:09 am
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry?
Cheap beer and cigarettes normally.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:47 am
daftbeaker wrote:Tigger_the_Wing wrote:What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry?
Cheap beer and cigarettes normally.
...and Brandy.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by ciaran54 on Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:15 pm
Photon particles have mass???
I didn't even know they were catholic!!! traitors
I didn't even know they were catholic!!! traitors
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by FaithfulPirate42 on Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:01 pm
I heard a pretty good one (or bad one) on NPR on my way home tonight. They were talking about some huge birds that used to live in New Zealand. Apparently, these birds were big enough to hunt people. One of the things the reporter said was that "It wasn't always easy to eat, drink and be Maori." 
and 
and If only Wash were a magical zombie like Jesus. I miss him. Now who will pilot my spaceship?
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
"Life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Alex Trebek: Oh good. Mr. Connery wants to say something.
Sean Connery: I've thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:21 am
eat drink and be Maori... 
that's the best pun ever...I'll have to shut myself away in a darkened room to try and come up with something to rival that...or I could join forces with Zankou and shut myself away in a Dorkened room.
that's the best pun ever...I'll have to shut myself away in a darkened room to try and come up with something to rival that...or I could join forces with Zankou and shut myself away in a Dorkened room.The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by daftbeaker on Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:57 pm
I saw this and thought of this thread.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:34 pm
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:58 pm
They missed this one, too. I drove past it on my way to work for about five years back in the 80's.
They also have their own T-shirts for sale.
They also have their own T-shirts for sale.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:41 pm
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:13 pm
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
I thought they didn't allow beer in Utah?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:14 pm
It's an actual product. One of their best selling.
I wonder why?
I wonder why?
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by PantyGnawer on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:39 pm
Polygamy is not for me. I can barely handle the browbeating I get from one.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:15 pm
If I have more than one spouse, that means that I have enough love to spread around. Ain't that big of me? (bigamy)
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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