Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:16 pm

Edd wrote:Actually, we play marbles more than we play board games and my wife uses a set of glass orbs that were passed down to her from the previous generation - she has her mother's eyes.

Eye see.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:21 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Edd wrote:Actually, we play marbles more than we play board games and my wife uses a set of glass orbs that were passed down to her from the previous generation - she has her mother's eyes.

Eye see.

I'm giving you the iciest glare, right now.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:56 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Edd wrote:Actually, we play marbles more than we play board games and my wife uses a set of glass orbs that were passed down to her from the previous generation - she has her mother's eyes.

Eye see.

I'm giving you the iciest glare, right now.


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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:58 pm

I just can't bear it anymore.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:18 pm

That's cold, Edd.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:10 am

What, and you're too cool for school?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:34 am

Once again, DTH, you've committed the crime of rhyme in a thread bred for fun puns.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:36 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:I just can't bare it anymore.


Fixed it for you, Zank, but you really haven't been over-exposed of late in these here parts...
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:50 pm

bum bum bummity bum bum
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:41 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:I just can't bare it anymore.


Fixed it for you, Zank, but you really haven't been over-exposed of late in these here parts...
I don't know, there's something to be said for Northern Exposure.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:42 pm

I'm certainly not exposing my Northern Parts*. :blush:



Nor my Southern Parts, you'll be glad to hear. :stupid:





*Not that anyone would notice, mind. :bummer:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:47 pm

Actually, I'm galled. Or I was before your edit.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:56 pm

FSM, you're quick, RRR!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:14 am

Yes he certainly 'nailed' it...geddit, nail, quick...oh never mind...
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:24 am

Bart, has revealed the perfect method for his enemies to make him spill his guts - get him to cross the English Channel!
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