Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:42 am

I went there and smelt nothing fishy, I assure you.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:55 am

pieces o'nine wrote:At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.

It was a fishous circle.


You could say they were roe-tating.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Phlebas on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:20 am

Yarragh!!!

One of my workmates emailed me a different pun every day for two weeks. It was so lame. I asked her why she was doing it. She said just trying to brighten my day with the hope that at least one of the puns would make me chuckle.

Unfortunately,..........................wait for it,....................no pun in ten did.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:53 am

pieces o'nine wrote:At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.

It was a fishous circle.


Funny you should say that our local aquarium had the same thing but it was for dolphins, I didn't visit it because I couldn't see the porpoise in it.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:50 am

black bart wrote:Funny you should say that our local aquarium had the same thing but it was for dolphins, I didn't visit it because I couldn't see the porpoise in it.


You could say they were dullphins.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:48 pm

black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:At the zoo, there was a floor-to-ceiling plexiglass column aquarium with fish swirling around the inside.

It was a fishous circle.


Funny you should say that our local aquarium had the same thing but it was for dolphins, I didn't visit it because I couldn't see the porpoise in it.


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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:06 am

I agree, they've got the Scale wrong, it's in the wrong Plaice and quite frankly it's just a load of Pollacks.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:56 pm

Some see the power of cod there, but I think they're floundering.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:18 pm

Another fish pun and I’ll go shark raving mad.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:33 pm

Edd wrote:Another fish pun and I’ll go shark raving mad.


Shoally not.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:09 pm

A few more fish puns and I shall begin making an awful roe.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:04 pm

I can’t get a job cause I can’t get out of bed.
I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
I’ll play bass
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:57 pm

Just stay away from the loan sharks.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:35 pm

And stay away from China. They're commie now, so that gives 'em a Red Emperor.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:57 pm

I heard that China is pro-capitalism now. Give anyone enough clams and they'll come around.
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