Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Moral Minority on Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:29 am

I heard you can make a pun of every subject. Can you make a pun about the queen?

I can't do that. The queen is not a subject.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:20 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:26 am

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:18 pm

My favorite xkcd pun:

http://xkcd.com/282/
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:04 pm

People have told me that puns are the lowest form of humor.
But i maintain that puns are the lowest form of pastry.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:19 am

Johan wrote:People have told me that puns are the lowest form of humor.
But i maintain that puns are the lowest form of pastry.


Pastry!...I hope you get your just desert and I find your humour trifling.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:48 am

That's pudding him in his place!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:42 am

He should be taken into...custardy, :D
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:12 am

Just because i'm danish...
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:23 am

Danish? I know what you like for breakfast...a cheese and mushroom Hamlet.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:25 am

I prefer a shakes-pear.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Edd on Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:54 am

Ahh, to bee

Image

or not to bee.

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That is the question.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Johan on Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:59 pm

Be careful when you bathe. Those bees are onto the beach once more dear friends.

Also, fuck you. I hate you with a passion fruit. That is all
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:36 am

Some are Bjorn great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them (sorry Swedish not Danish).
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:25 pm

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