Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:21 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:19 am

A Scottish farmer sees a Welsh farmer with two sheep under his arms and he asks, "Are you gonna shear them?” "Nope", says the Welshman, "they’re both for me".
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Monobaz on Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:07 am

Roy Hunter wrote:I was trying to decide whether to get a frontal lobotomy or not, but to be honest it's a no-brainer.


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:20 am

You guys want to hear an ebola joke? You probably won't get it.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:10 pm

One from a student today:

I'm a rastafarian musician and my instrument is the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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