Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

[black bart]

For god's sake, use your Litter Tray Catwoman.

[Apostateabe]

You know, there is such a thing as a superhero suit that is too homoerotic.

Don't you think it would be a greater tactical advantage to dress inconspicuously?

This business of arresting weird villains is even easier than I expected.

I can't think of anything witty to say at the moment.

Wait... that thing you just did. How does it make scientific sense?

[artichedgehog]

im to tired to fly, lets take the bus.

[pieces o'nine]

"Armadillo, mankind needs you."

[black bart]

Superman's mum speaking in front of his friends: Gee Superman your outside pants are clean but your inside pants are covered in skid marks.

[Ziggy]

You're right joker. These people don't even appreciate me. Come on. Lets go kill some hookers.

[anickels]

"Through their own actions, the Gotham City Police, without the help of Commissioner Gordon, Batman, or any outside influence, broke up the crime ring today."

[Edd]

There is only one thing which can penetrate my field of invulnerability - venereal disease.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Ack! Lead poisoning! Invincible Man's only weakness!

[Pirate Johnson]

You'll never defeat me Sinestro

[Pirate Johnson]

In brightest day
In darkest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who warship evil's might
beware my power
Green Lantern's llight

[Pirate Johnson]

Holly sh!t, I'm gonna stop this b@st3rd with my shotgun and give the audience time to sneek into another room to see something better.

[Pirate Johnson]

Villian: Hi. Can you please shoot me with your lazer eyes.
Hero: No, but my femal partner can hump you for the next 3 days.
Villian: Sounds good
Hero (shouting): Here girl. *whistle* Come to daddy. Good girl. Who's a good falcon? Who's a good falcon? you are. Yes you are.

[Pirate Johnson]

NO! Oh God, oh. It's eeeverywhhere. It's even in my racoon woonds.
Unless Goku says it

[Pirate Johnson]

Villian: Reload!