Hereby and forthwith, in the name of someone important, thou art unbanned for being a vile bastard. Let it be known that Wawizzle is approved, in the name of someone important and in the sight of someone probably imagined by a group of people who think themselves important, to be callous at will. Or even at John, Mary, or Scott. Especially Scott.
Noted this day of some month that we'd rather be spending drunk anyway.
There's no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress.