In the category of Humor:
BB for the "Shower Curtain"

In the category of Wanted To But Couldn't
KW for "Fruit Fly Selecting For An Environmental Variable"
In the category of Best Use of Monkey Hair:
DetTH for "Cap, The Hairy Warrior Woman"

In the category of Late Entry:
Pieces for "FSM Raider"

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