Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[black bart]

*Thinking quickly, and remembering his 'Be Prepared' boy scout motto, Bart whips out his pocket sewing kit and neatly sews his head back together and then plays dead. As Detective Turtlehead swaggers from the killing field of carnage, Bart suddenly jumps to his foot, hops after DT and sticks a limpet mine to his back, Tick, Tick, Tick...KABOOOOOOOM!*

Note to self: Lengthen fuse next time to give oneself time to escape the blast.

[Zankou 2.0]

*With the match drawing to a close, DTH shoves his vibrator in MM's mouth and switches it on high mode. MM's skull explodes from the inside, sending torrents of brain and blood streaming out of his eyes, nose, mouth and ears. He falls to the ground, completely dead. DTH then draws his cutlass and slashes at Bart, slitting his head in two.*

*Zankou tries to face off against this one-man killing machine, but bangs his knee on a rock and falls to the ground, again crying. DTH pulls out his pistol and puts a bullet in the head of everyone else who joined this epic roleplaying battle game, leaving him to be the undisputed champion.*

Oh yeah.

You cannot do this. We've been through this.

[black bart]

*With the match drawing to a close, DTH shoves his vibrator in MM's mouth and switches it on high mode. MM's skull explodes from the inside, sending torrents of brain and blood streaming out of his eyes, nose, mouth and ears. He falls to the ground, completely dead. DTH then draws his cutlass and slashes at Bart, slitting his head in two.*

*Zankou tries to face off against this one-man killing machine, but bangs his knee on a rock and falls to the ground, again crying. DTH pulls out his pistol and puts a bullet in the head of everyone else who joined this epic roleplaying battle game, leaving him to be the undisputed champion.*

Oh yeah.

You cannot do this. We've been through this.

Sorry mate, I thought you were dead...attaches limpet mine to back of Zankou whilst pretending to pat him on the back and congratulate him on his new title...Tick, Tick, Tick...Lots more ticks, Tick, Kabooooooooooom!

[Zankou 2.0]

*rips of mine and sets fire to the rulebreakers*

[black bart]

*pokes Zankou in his enormous disturbing eye*

[Moral Minority]

-rolls a joint and smokes it, inviting everyone to stop fighting-

[Zankou 2.0]

*throws Poké Ball*
"Go, Charizard! Flamethrower!"

[Taidje Khan]

-rolls a joint and smokes it, inviting everyone to stop fighting-

*Takes MM up on the offer, throws his head back and looks up at the sky, his hair waving in the breeze, his eyes shining like brown pools, so calm, but so deep.*


Wait, what?

[black bart]

Kicks Taidje Khan in the nadgers shouting "Stick that in your Cabals!"

[Taidje Khan]

*Sucks air for an hour.*

[Moral Minority]

*pulls out a Spaz 12 Franchi and shoots at everyone*

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*Does matrix-style bullet dodge*

*Uses awesome kung-fu on everyone*

[Wawizzle]

*Uses his mind to choke everybody*

*frees a legion of flesh-eating squirrels to do his bidding.*

[Zankou 2.0]

*blocks DTH's telekinesis*

*starts flinging lightning bolts randomly*

[lordpunkmonk]

*sits down to watch the commotion occasionaly tripping people but otherwise stays away from the battle*