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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:06 am

Fortunately, the cliff is only one metre off the ground.


*Jumps back up and headbutts DTH*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:07 am

*wonders how Zankou could leap from water up into rigging of ship when there's nothing to stand on*

*Punches Zankou in the face as he comes up to headbutt me*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:09 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:*wonders how Zankou could leap from water up into rigging of ship when there's nothing to stand on*


Enhanced physical abilities.



*falls to the ground*


*Sets the ship on fire*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:42 am

*Calls Zankou a dork, challenges him to an actual fight, promising to give him a free punch.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:03 am

*Runs through the middle of Zank-Taidje bitchfight, slaps them both silly*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:39 am

*removes cannon ball from back of head and plays skittles with Zankou, TK and Turtle.*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:48 pm

*returns from gay pride parade and hands out free vibrators to everyone*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:21 pm

*Decides to play marbles instead, rolls BB's marble out of the circle, sticks a cutlass in his gut*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:16 pm

*points out that "sticks a cutlass in his gut" is too decisive.



*thrusts a cutlass at DTH's gut*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:01 pm

*points out that I don't give a damn*

*Parries, slashes at Zank's head.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:52 pm

*dodges, uppercuts DTH*
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:46 am

*cuts Zank's hand off, hand lands in vat of boiling oil, everyone eats*

*Again says that I don't give a damn*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:35 am

*begins a vibrator fencing match with MM...false teeth become dislodged with vibrations and fly out biting MM on the nose*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:04 am

*Leaves Zank crying on the ground, joins fencing match between MM and Bart*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:22 am

*With the match drawing to a close, DTH shoves his vibrator in MM's mouth and switches it on high mode. MM's skull explodes from the inside, sending torrents of brain and blood streaming out of his eyes, nose, mouth and ears. He falls to the ground, completely dead. DTH then draws his cutlass and slashes at Bart, slitting his head in two.*

*Zankou tries to face off against this one-man killing machine, but bangs his knee on a rock and falls to the ground, again crying. DTH pulls out his pistol and puts a bullet in the head of everyone else who joined this epic roleplaying battle game, leaving him to be the undisputed champion.*

Oh yeah.
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