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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:27 pm

* loads the double-barrel rubber band rifle *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:42 am

* lobs water grenade at pieces from my position behind the water cooler. I've plenty of ammo and I'm not afraid of collateral damage.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:40 am

* Distracts Milos with extra bacon *
* Sharpens paper clips *
* Fires off multiple rounds at Ravi and Pieces *
This coffee is mine!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:59 pm

* curls lip in derision at coffee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:22 pm

*Makes Pieces a cup of tea*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:33 pm

* ducks, quickly *

* reconfigures rubber band pistol to a slingshot and fires a barrage of biscotti at Bacon *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:44 am

* Thanks Pieces for the biscotti - will go well with the coffee and tea *
* creates canon that shoots styrofoam coffee cups and fires at Pieces *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:48 am

*carpet-bombs the battlefield with decaffeinated Nescafé sachets*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:39 am

* yarn bombs the coffee maker *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:49 am

oh yes! yarn!!!!!!
* gleefully picks up the yarn and quickly puts it in her stash *
* hopefully waits for more yarn - need enough to finish that afghan *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:15 am

* loads up rubber-band gun with fleece and leather remnants and fires them behind the coffeemaker barricades *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:22 am

* quickly grabs remnants and wonders what crochet trim will look best with them *
* also decides to make pillows with some of the scraps *
* wanders off battle field to figure this out leaving a few yarn trip-bombs to protect coffee pot *
* flings a few more coffee cups at pieces for good measure *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:52 am

* surveys thee wreckage ov cheape coffee cuppe harrrghtillery and wonders wot yer 'as to do ter get a decent mug ov cone-yak around 'ere *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:59 am

*shouts ^ a stoneware jug [only thing can hold the stuff it being equal parts Brasso, antifreeze and methanol] of moonshine cone-yak*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:16 pm

* adds a burning wick *

* throws malatov cone-yak at Ravi *
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