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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:52 pm

* carefully calculates trajectories and fires bundles of empty book boxes at all suspicious parties *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby gronank on Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:55 pm

*reexamining ^'s calculations and does not worry at all about any projectiles*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:58 pm

*buys db a round to keep him occupied so I can get back to my homework instead of arguing about the color purple.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:01 pm

* evilly intones * "As you can see, my young apprentice, your calculations regarding my calculations have failed"

* gloatingly adds * "Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL book carton barrage!"
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:08 pm

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

1. buy a few cans of gas
2. buy a couple of bullets
3. ???
4. Kill the Batman.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:10 pm

*Enters the Justice League of America*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 3:01 am

*Sneaks out from under Batman's cloak under cover of the confusion caused by PoN's swirling book cartons, chucks a pan of boiling home-made vegetable soup at the other combatants and swiftly returns to hiding*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:42 am

Incorporates the boiling vegetable soup into the Fish Head Stoo cauldron and prods Tigger with the ladle.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:34 pm

* Installs mechanism in leftover fish heads to break into song whenever Bart enters the Bart Industries Stoo Factory *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:36 pm

*Goes to bed*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:00 pm

*secretly removes the bed from under DB and places a large vat of fish 'ead stoo in its place, whilst targeting him with a levitation beam which is switched off once the operation is completed*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:27 am

Remembers to add the secret ingredient to the stooo..... :barf:
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:21 pm

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:30 pm

*Releases Hurricane Bawbag on Nef Yoo*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:17 pm

*adds the wind of flatulence spell to the hurricane, which adjusts for +10 dmg, -4 def, and +3 rdm effect*
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