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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:46 am

*eats salad...nnnnnnnngh :shocked: ....NURSE!!!!!!!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:30 pm

* quickly throws a roll of tp to bart *
* runs even farther away *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:26 pm

*covers my eyes while Bacon trims her claws........errr, I mean, nails*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Uther on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:21 pm

* Sneaks up and gives Twisty a kiss while her eyes are closed*
* Ducks to avoid swinging left paw*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:12 pm

* "bites tonque" menacingly *

* leaves forum to seek medical attention *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:41 am

*Poses as a doctor*

*Administers a powerful anesthetic*

*Performs surgery, and other assorted things*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:17 pm

* enlists the ubis to represent me in malpractice suit *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:25 pm

* Insists on a very large retainer *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:21 am

* suggests ^ see a qualified orthodontist *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:50 am

^hits PON over the Tiara with an even bigger word (er...think Bart think...er 'Teapot'?)
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Uther on Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:14 am

So...... Black-arse-bart! It's war.......with..with... kitchenalia?

*I arm myself with my Paisley Tea Cosy (shield) and my weapon of choice... a Teflon Fish Slice (long handled)*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:10 am

*Smacks Uther with a George Foreman grill, then bundles him into the Tagine of Death*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:26 am

*Offers everyone a choice*

Cake or death?
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:42 pm

Cake, please.

*chokes to death*

You said "or"!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Uther on Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:26 pm

I have the ultimate "Northern" weapon of culinary destruction!

*I fire off a salvo of stale Unsworth Pork Pies*
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