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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby farfalla on Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:19 pm

light sabers Scotty's asp and tosses egyptian headgear into the melee
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:35 pm

* puts farf's ba in a canopic jar *

* brings crook and flail in to the melee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:10 am

*fills PON's canopic jars with raspberry jam and populates her book of the dead with Homer Simpson dressed as Osiris.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:24 am

* changes PON's headdress to a Marge Simpson wig *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:34 pm

*Gropes Bacon*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:48 am

I like a nice breakfast myself but you wont catch me feeling the ingredients up!

*Steals Scotts Pogo Stick*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:39 pm

* slips away from Scott and wags finger *
* slaps Twisty in the face with a herring *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby farfalla on Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:31 pm

grabs ^'s herring and Scott's cats
throws all in bb"s stew and stirs with PON'a staff
brings to boil and throws it at them all
muwahahaha
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:39 pm

*sends cold weather Farf's way*
*makes Bacon eat pickled herring with whipped cream on top*
*gets Scott neutered*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:38 pm

* dreamily begins chanting the PI song *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:14 am

*pogoes merrily in tune to the song*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:38 pm

* sets up a humane‡ pitfall trap in Bart's path *




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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby bacon on Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:53 pm

* starts catapulting cantaloupes at Pieces *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:43 pm

*has Mr. TS clip his toe nails in front of Bacon*
*watches Bacon run away in horror*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby farfalla on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:54 pm

*collects clipping - for use in voodoo doll that will control his every movement

(twisty is in for an interesting night :haha: )

steels some cantaloups and makes laxative laced fruit salad which is served
at the Admiral Benbow
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