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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:14 pm

*hides under a rock, fapping to Mudkip porn*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:16 pm

*hits LPM with a lightning bolt*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:17 pm

*emerges under a rook and eats a bowl of nickels*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:22 pm

*eats a bowl of Nikola*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:23 pm

*wonders why is Zankou suddenly a cannibal*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:25 pm

*was making a lame pun*

*Throws a fireball at Moral Minority*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:30 pm

*uses fireball to light a cigarette*

*pulls on cigarette and starts contemplating life*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:30 pm

*punches MM in the face for smoking*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:31 pm

*burns Zankou with cigarette*

*lights another one and poisons Zankou with second-hand smoke*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:32 pm

*is disappointed that MM is a smoker*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:34 pm

*tars his lungs as much as he pleases*

*digs a hole with his foot and places Zankou in it*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:34 pm

*dies from emphysema*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:36 pm

*beats chest*

*wonders if there is ever going to be a warrior as mighty as Zankou*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:37 pm

*reincarnates*

*answers in the negative*

*wields Excalibur*

*slashes at MM's neck*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:38 pm

*disappears and reappears behind Zankou*

*puills his pants down*
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