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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:58 am

* stages a parade in appreciation of Roy's quick thinking *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:40 am

*Hires ^ Seventy six trombones to lead the big parade, with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:41 pm

*sentences ^ to three years on the tuba*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:13 pm

*Sits down to read "One hundred years of solo tuba"*
*...at least, I think that's what it's called.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:05 am

*Sings "Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
What is the cause of his ^ red shiny nose?
Could it be oom pah pah?"*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:02 am

*Wakes up*
*Looks for someone, anyone, to punch in the knee*
*Scratches self inappropriately*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby CaptainLongPig on Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:22 am

*pushes the arrow that Roy was using to scratch himself thus ending his adventuring days*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:06 pm

*punches CLP in the knee*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby IspywithmeI on Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:18 pm

Hello I am Iamtoo
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Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby CaptainLongPig on Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:44 pm

*falls to the floor grasping the wounded knee and yells out* NI!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:57 pm

* gives CaptainLongPig his new script*

It says 'ecky ecky ecky ecky zuboing futang neewhom!'
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby IspywithmeI on Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:16 pm

Imago/Iamtoo scratches head because he doen's get ^ and ^^
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