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Re: Chickenn

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:31 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.




...it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey. That was the single most painful moment in my entire life, and I think you were being very mean for stapling me there.

But it kept you from being made into Detective Turtleholmes Soup, on the original side of the road...
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:31 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.




...it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey. That was the single most painful moment in my entire life, and I think you were being very mean for stapling me there.

But it kept you from being made into Detective Turtleholmes Soup, on the original side of the road...

The staple made me infected...I had to have bits cut off. (Not those bits, fortunately,) I'm sure the doctor did something with my flesh after it was not connected to me...


Smelled nice, whatever it was.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:27 am

The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to. End of story.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:09 am

Why is it you are always wanting things to end? Think creative, think life, think egg...

The Chicken was on it's way to visit Schroedinger's cat, but did it actually cross the road without getting hit by a truck?
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Re: Chickenn

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:56 pm

Thee chikkin crossed thee roade t' get away frum Zankou.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:12 pm

The chicken crossed the road to get away from Ken.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:56 am

The chicken crossed the road to get away from both Zank and Ken, who were in bed at the time, making little Canadian-American hybrids.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:51 am

Shudder! :?
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:01 am

black bart wrote:Shudder! :?



*equal shudder*
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Re: Chickenn

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:39 am

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Re: Chickenn

Postby ken worley on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:40 am

Because he was just a born showman.
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:29 pm

To die in the name of Science
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Re: Chickenn

Postby aaRghNAbled on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:45 am

she knew if she didn't she'd be plucked
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Re: Chickenn

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:23 pm

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Re: Chickenn

Postby Josh M on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:36 pm

It probably crossed the road to get away from noahs secret (and dirty) animal fetish.
Why else would someone put a whole crapload of animals on a boat and say "Some bearded guy in the clouds told me it was guna rain."
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