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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 11:07 pm

Taidje Khan wrote:I'm a depressed, lonely, whale hating douschebag who deserve to be whipped repeatedly with horse intestines.


Fix'd.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 12:02 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:I bought a Real Doll and I wish it was alive so bad it makes me cry.


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Postby Moral Minority on Fri May 30, 2008 3:32 am

List of people who support communism:

Pontius Pirate

thelastpirate

Moral Minority



List of people who have brought up my age as an argument against me:

Capellini

Warlord of Elephants

dukes

Cardinal Queequeg

Rainswept
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri May 30, 2008 3:37 am

List of avatars I have had:

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The Scarecrow
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The Angry Vegetarian
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Voltaire the Vulcan
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Be Nice To Yu Turkeys
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Oscarghhh Wilde
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The Original Oscar
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Mania
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Kogamitsu
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Razor Ramon Hard Gay
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Da Noodle
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 4:46 am

Moral Minority wrote:List of people who have brought up my age as an argument against me:

Capellini

Warlord of Elephants

dukes

Cardinal Queequeg

Rainswept


Edit this post and put my name at the top of this list, I've done it more than any of them.

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking child, you would remember this.

For fuck's sake, you just barely got the taste of yo' momma's tit out of your mouth, and you had to turn bi to do it, so I don't know why I'm holding you to such a high standard.

Juvie Superstah!

Better get a canary, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MINOR!
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Postby Rainswept on Fri May 30, 2008 7:54 am

Moral Minority wrote:List of people who have brought up my age as an argument against me:

Capellini

Warlord of Elephants

dukes

Cardinal Queequeg

Rainswept


I believe I used your lack of knowledge, not your age.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat May 31, 2008 6:11 am

Movies about to come out that are going to be so bad that boyfriends dragged to them will stop simply hating the films and actually start to feel embarrassed for the filmmakers:

Sex and the City




I felt embarrassed at the end of the TRAILER, I can't imagine what the actual movie is going to be like.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:47 am

Taidje Khan wrote:Movies about to come out that are going to be so bad that boyfriends dragged to them will stop simply hating the films and actually start to feel embarrassed for the filmmakers:

Sex and the City




I felt embarrassed at the end of the TRAILER, I can't imagine what the actual movie is going to be like.

What do you expect? How many males watched the Oprah special on it?

None. That's right.

"Quick! Cover your beer! Hide your steak dinners! Is that salad? Destroy it!"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:21 am

Reasons Why This New Forum Software Rocks

  1. The ignore feature
  2. The friend feature
  3. The little box at the bottom of each thread that shows who is reading said thread
  4. The upload feature
  5. The save draft feature
  6. No more porn bots
  7. The clock is fixed
  8. This list thing works better
  9. Because Capellini said so and I am slightly afraid of her
  10. The report post feature
  11. Unread posts are maintained if you log off
  12. There is a button to jump to unread posts

Reasons Why This New Forum Software Sucks
  1. The colours aren't very good
  2. I'm very averse to change


huh.

Clearly, this was beneficial.
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:57 am

That was a very helpful list.

May I also add:

My weevil is now pointing into the thread rather than outward.
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby ken worley on Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:34 pm

Things Bears like. (in descending order of preference.)


1. Petting Girls

2. Picnic Baskets

3. Jars of Honey

4. Mauling canadians.
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby ken worley on Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:45 pm

What Would You Do For A Klondike® Bar?


7 Responses You'll Never See In One of Their Commercials



1. "I'd stab your baby with a knitting needle!"

2. "Have Sex With My Brother in Public!"

3. "Sell My Immortal Soul to Lucifer...Seriously...Ya Gotta Gimme Some Ice Cream Right Now!!!!"

4. *Girl drops to knees and unzips interviewer a'la Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver*

5. "I would sell my preteen daughters to a Thai PERVERT!"

6. "Whatever you want, man...Them fuckers is like crack to me, dog."

7. "I would fly a plane into an office building."
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:16 am

Things Ken Worley would do for a visit from Cap.

1. Polish a bus
2. Poke out the mold plug
3. Put the goat in there
4. Purchase a fine but reasonably priced wine
5. Forward the bus fare
6. Install air conditioning
7. Buy out any interest from Mad William
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby Aedeus on Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:21 pm

A list of things that remind me I am old
(from the faculty at the Unversity of Wisconsin)

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1988.
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did not know he had ever been shot.
They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
They were 8 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle Challenger blowing up.
Tianamen Square means nothing to them.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.
The statement "You sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
They have never owned a record player.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV.
They have always had cable.
There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA was.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
They don't know what a cloth baby diaper is, or know about the "Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial.
They were born 5 years after the Walkman was introduced by Sony.
Roller skating has always meant inline for them.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They have never seen Larry Bird play.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as W.W.I, W.W.II and the Civil War.
They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. (The correct answer, by the way, is Ork)
They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "De plane, de plane!"
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. was.
Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places to them, not bands.
There has always been MTV.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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Re: THE THREAD OF LISTS

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:58 pm

*sob*
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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