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Postby ken worley on Thu May 29, 2008 9:21 am

BTW,
y'all might improve your minds, writing skills, knowledge, research skills, and, most importantly, CREATIVITY, if you were to conduct your spamful grammar arguments/digressions/etc., within the parameters of the thread's "rules")


Let me give you an example.


People Who Could Not Properly Speak/Read/Write English



Hop Sing

Helen Keller

Festus Haggin

George W. Bush

Uncle Remus (the original, not the lame-ass "PC" new model)

Yoda

Nell

LordPunkMonk


...Who could have replied with,


4 Famous Fascists/Tyrants Who Were Sticklers For Proper Punctuation, And Whose Deaths Were Widely Celebrated

Hitler

Mussolini

Nicolai Ceacescu

"Papa Doc" Duvalier





At least it would be more entertaining to read.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 1:26 pm

Reasons Why I Want Ken To go Away


He is the epitome of perversion.

He is annoying.

Most of his jokes are lame.

He constantly shows me new things to hate about the world.

His avatar isn't even remotely funny, and it is difficult to read.

His signature is very long and stupid.

He made farfalla feel bad that one time.

He makes the forum significantly less highbrow on a regular basis.


Reasons why I want Ken to stay
He's maybe kind of funny, in a way, sometimes, almost, sort of.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Thu May 29, 2008 8:59 pm

Canadians who should be allowed to continue living:

1. the two Canadian members of Rush

2. The various Canadian members of Trailer Park Boys.

3. GSP

4. Dan Ackroyd

5. That one guy
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Postby Capellini on Thu May 29, 2008 9:32 pm

Taidje Khan wrote:Canadians who should be allowed to continue living:

1. the two Canadian members of Rush

2. The various Canadian members of Trailer Park Boys.

3. GSP

4. Dan Ackroyd

5. That one guy


What about Terrence and Philip?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu May 29, 2008 9:43 pm

they file under the catagory of "that one guy"
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Postby Taidje Khan on Thu May 29, 2008 10:21 pm

But Scott doesn't. He's a dick!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu May 29, 2008 10:34 pm

People who have requested custom made avatars from me:
PG
Mad Willyum Bonney
LPM


People for whom I have made custom avatars:
PG
Mad Willyum Bonney
LPM


People who have thanked me, flattered me, and/or otherwise shown their great appreciation for said custom avatars:
PG
Mad Willyum Bonney
LPM
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:36 pm

People who have failed today:

Rainswept(At math and getting the point)
Ken Worley(life)
One of my kittens (fell off of a box)
LPM(grammar)
Me(I made a few typos and wasted some ink)
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu May 29, 2008 10:39 pm

list of awsome people (off the top of my head)
RRR
TK
MW
Balthe2.0
LPM
DrD
MM
Wizzle
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:42 pm

List of Truly "Awesome" People, Off The Top of My Head:
RRR
Farfalla
Moral Minority
Duke
Earthrise
Rainswept
Capellini
Zankou
Some of my friends, who shall go nameless.
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--Pope John Paul II


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-Albert Einstein
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu May 29, 2008 10:46 pm

List of definitions for awesome:

Inspiring awe: an awesome sight.

Showing or characterized by awe.

Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally awesome.

Inspiring awe or admiration or wonder; "New York is an amazing city"; "the Grand Canyon is an awe-inspiring sight"; "the awesome complexity of the universe"; "this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden soul beneath"- Melville; "Westminster Hall's awing majesty, so vast, so high, so silent" [syn: amazing]

Causing awe; appalling; awful; as, an awesome sight.

Expressive of awe or terror.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Thu May 29, 2008 10:51 pm

List of definitions for awesome:

1. Taidje Khan

2. Similar to Taidje Khan
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 10:52 pm

Taidje Khan wrote:List of definitions for awesome:

1. Zankou
2. Different from Taidje Khan


Fix'd.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Thu May 29, 2008 11:05 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:I have used a freshly squeezed turd in the manner of a dildo.


Fix'd.
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Postby ken worley on Thu May 29, 2008 11:07 pm

5 Most Common Items Inadvertantly Jettisoned Along America's Freeways
(In descending order of incidence)


Those round white lids off of the corrugated orange "Cott" coolers.

Single shoes

License plates

Ladders

Mattresses
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