Irrational fears I have developed:
1. That police want to kill me and plant a gun and drugs on my body.
2. That I will bite into a piece of fruit and there will be bugs in it.
3. My right knee will buckle underneath me for no reason.
4. The Internet will be shut down/taken over by the government.
5. Nuclear attack.
6. War with China.
7. Nuclear war with China.
8. I will die before TDK comes out.
9. I am somebody important in the future and assassins will be sent back in time to kill me now.
10. My truck will explode while I am in or near it.
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by Taidje Khan on Tue May 27, 2008 9:58 pm
R.I.P. George Carlin
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 28, 2008 1:51 am
The Irrational Fears I Have Developed
1. Zombie apocalypse.
2. Losing the ability to be able to construct sentences properly. (Becoming like LPM)
3. China. (But maybe that isn't so irrational)
Why China? I hear you ask.
Because China stole the designs for a new generation type of fighter jet from the Israelis, and they have combined the plans with that of another awesome fighter plane to make it a hybrid. They can mass-produce these and have 800 of them by 2011 or so.
1. Zombie apocalypse.
2. Losing the ability to be able to construct sentences properly. (Becoming like LPM)
3. China. (But maybe that isn't so irrational)
Why China? I hear you ask.
Because China stole the designs for a new generation type of fighter jet from the Israelis, and they have combined the plans with that of another awesome fighter plane to make it a hybrid. They can mass-produce these and have 800 of them by 2011 or so.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Taidje Khan on Wed May 28, 2008 2:35 am
Things I pray for on bended knee every single day:
1. Zombie Apocalypse.
2. Certain people dying horrible deaths on live television.
3. True love. (Awwww . . .)
1. Zombie Apocalypse.
2. Certain people dying horrible deaths on live television.
3. True love. (Awwww . . .)
R.I.P. George Carlin
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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by ken worley on Wed May 28, 2008 9:13 am
11 Things I Recently Found Down in My Sofa Cushions
42 Blue M&M's
A Zenith Space Controlâ„¢ Remote
25,000 Pesos(about $1.50)
A Skeleton Key.
A Carelessly Unlocked Skeleton.
*puts quarter into "bad pun jar"*
A small unidentifiable clump of some sort of former food substance.
(crunchy, slightly gummy, salty, with an acrid aftertaste.)
An Ape Tibia, With a Key-Sized Shard Missing.
12 Bushels of Stale Popcorn
Several Old Suicide Notes, Begun, Then Discarded Out of Apathy.
Copy of DVD-"Duplex" with Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller.
*note to self....Find deeper, darker hole to lose this in next time*
An Old/Spilled Serving of Top Ramen, Which, Amazingly Enough, Had Settled Into a Declavity Of Perfect Right Angles, And Dried Back Into An Exact Reconstitution of its Precooked/Packaged Size/Shape.(I wrapped it back up, and put it into the cupboard with the others, for later.{still looking on e*bay for noodle-less chicken flavor packet})
42 Blue M&M's
A Zenith Space Controlâ„¢ Remote
25,000 Pesos(about $1.50)
A Skeleton Key.
A Carelessly Unlocked Skeleton.
*puts quarter into "bad pun jar"*
A small unidentifiable clump of some sort of former food substance.
(crunchy, slightly gummy, salty, with an acrid aftertaste.)
An Ape Tibia, With a Key-Sized Shard Missing.
12 Bushels of Stale Popcorn
Several Old Suicide Notes, Begun, Then Discarded Out of Apathy.
Copy of DVD-"Duplex" with Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller.
*note to self....Find deeper, darker hole to lose this in next time*
An Old/Spilled Serving of Top Ramen, Which, Amazingly Enough, Had Settled Into a Declavity Of Perfect Right Angles, And Dried Back Into An Exact Reconstitution of its Precooked/Packaged Size/Shape.(I wrapped it back up, and put it into the cupboard with the others, for later.{still looking on e*bay for noodle-less chicken flavor packet})
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by lordpunkmonk on Wed May 28, 2008 5:07 pm
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:2. Losing the ability to be able to construct sentences properly. (Becoming like LPM)
Hey dude I construct my sentences just fine so whyy don't you worry about your own pretty self instead of my grammer and besides I have better grammer than most of the guys at my school.
(for fsm sakes I saw a girl wearing a shirt for her dads company and the dad forgot to capitalise the letter 'i' in the word I)
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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by Zankou 2.0 on Wed May 28, 2008 5:29 pm
lordpunkmonk wrote:Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:2. Losing the ability to be able to construct sentences properly. (Becoming like LPM)
Hey dude I construct my sentences just fine so whyy don't you worry about your own pretty self instead of my grammer and besides I have better grammer than most of the guys at my school.
(for fsm sakes I saw a girl wearing a shirt for her dads company and the dad forgot to capitalise the letter 'i' in the word I)
For FSM's sake, capitalise your first letter and make you tenses agree!
Also, it is spelt G R A M M A R!
Having better grammar than your schoolmates, in thi day iand age, is not an accomplishment. www.YOUFAIL.org
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by lordpunkmonk on Wed May 28, 2008 6:29 pm
I say social skills are better than grammar you nazis
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed May 28, 2008 9:11 pm
I say that a well spoken person has a higher class of social life.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 29, 2008 3:08 am
lordpunkmonk wrote:Hey dude I construct my sentences just fine so whyy don't you worry about your own pretty self instead of my grammer and besides I have better grammer than most of the guys at my school.
You think I'm pretty? Thanks!
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I say that a well spoken person has a higher class of social life.
I concur.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 8:38 am
Moral Minority wrote:What do you people have against Kelsey Grammer?
I like him.
Apparently, I AM him.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 9:03 am
ken worley wrote:Canadians Who Have Become International Sex Symbols
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I'd refute your assertations, but googling "international sex symbols" at school would get me suspended.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by ken worley on Thu May 29, 2008 9:08 am
2 International Sex Symbols Which Would "Make It Through" zankou's School's Web Firewall
♂
♀
(is anyone else getting "hot"?)
♂
♀
(is anyone else getting "hot"?)
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by Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 29, 2008 9:13 am
ken worley wrote:2 International Sex Symbols Which Would "Make It Through" zankou's School's Web Firewall
♂
♀
(is anyone else getting "hot"?)
You're the epitome of maturity, ken. This one isn't even funny, it's just stupid.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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