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Postby PG's Mum on Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:20 am

I apologize if I've upset anyone with my post. I just read the boards and don't know the protocol. I just wanted to comment on this discussion. I wouldn't have even found it but PG was here last weekend and left the window open on my pc. Bet he won't do that again!
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:33 am

Dear PG's mum,

Do you get your dresses from Dave L's X dressing Emporium?
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:16 am

PG's Mum wrote:I apologize if I've upset anyone with my post. I just read the boards and don't know the protocol. I just wanted to comment on this discussion. I wouldn't have even found it but PG was here last weekend and left the window open on my pc. Bet he won't do that again!

No, it's not a complaint, just an observation. S'ok.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:42 am

PG's Mum wrote:I apologize if I've upset anyone with my post. I just read the boards and don't know the protocol. I just wanted to comment on this discussion. I wouldn't have even found it but PG was here last weekend and left the window open on my pc. Bet he won't do that again!


Hello, Mrs PG

Thank you for all your letters. I'll get round to answering the ones about your son's embarrassing habits in due course. When you caught him in the act of pleasuring himself with a pair of melons your reactions of embarrassment and shame are perfectly understandable, but please take into account his age and his lack of girlfriends. It was probably just wishful thinking that made your son have the name Pantygnawer tattooed on his chest. There is nothing to worry about Mrs PG, but make sure he gets laid before his 18th birthday or you could have a very big Melon bill indeed.

Yours Sincerely

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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:04 pm

PG's Mum wrote:Yes, I read these boards once in a great while but never have I joined or posted until now.

I am a very understanding mom, but . . . sometimes I just have to speak up. If he has to use the letters PG, many of the previous suggestions would have been more appropriate than his current moniker. At least "pirateguy" tied in with his FSM enthusiasm! Please give him lotsa grief over OH I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THAT NAME.

My suggestion: Perpetual Graduate

xoxox to my Pirate Guy!


:( :( :( :( :(


Holy Shit!

I think that that really is my mom. I sure as hell didn't create that profile. I saw the avatar before I saw the name or read the post and thought, "Hey that guy looks alot like my mom's friend Frank". Then I read it all and said "Oh Crap". I didn't think she read these threads often enough to see this one.

Boy are my cheeks red! This is awkward. My online sanctum has been breached by the real world.

This is like junior high all over again. You know like when your mom embarrasses you in front of all your friends. This is more embarasing than the whole PantyGnawer thing itself.

PG's Mum wrote:My suggestion: Perpetual Graduate


:cry:
If real proof were needed, I can verify that that is sure as hell it.

Scratch that. This person is an imposter. No one should encourage or even speak to this fraud claiming to be my mom.

Oh god. This is going to get bad. I'm never going to live this down.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:10 pm

PG's Mum wrote:I apologize if I've upset anyone with my post. I just read the boards and don't know the protocol. I just wanted to comment on this discussion. I wouldn't have even found it but PG was here last weekend and left the window open on my pc. Bet he won't do that again!


:cry: :cry:

Just shoot me now.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:18 pm

black bart wrote:Dear PG's mum,

Do you get your dresses from Dave L's X dressing Emporium?


Damnit Bart, Ken, Auntie et al. Stop fucking around. That is seriously my mom and this is seriously freaking me out.

When I think of all the vile dirty things that get posted around here and then imagine that mom might read them... Oh this is just wrong. So wrong.

AndKen, do not do... You know, what it is that you do.

Mom, stay away from Ken.

This is just sooooooo wrong.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:21 pm

lmao
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:52 pm

Rainswept wrote:I still don't buy it. That's just PantyGnawer impersonating his own mother.


Fixed. Tho if it were to be true... Oh the fun we'd have!

I used to play FFXI, and one of our linkshell (team) members was only 13, and his mother played FFXI as well. Eventually she joined us as well, and would occasionally tell us wonderfully embarassing stories as well as let us know he couldn't make events cause he was grounded lol.

Just on the off chance it really is his mom, I do take full responsibility for the PantyGnawer name. It's all my fault but if it's any consolation, that which doesn't kill him will only make him stronger. He's like the boy named Sue!
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:13 pm

Rainswept wrote:He's like the boy named Sue!


If that is so, be sure to tell his father to avoid him for a while, and always carry a gun.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:54 pm

PG's Mum wrote:I apologize if I've upset anyone with my post. I just read the boards and don't know the protocol. I just wanted to comment on this discussion. I wouldn't have even found it but PG was here last weekend and left the window open on my pc. Bet he won't do that again!



Iz ye reely ye PG's Mum ?

MUMMY ?!?

Yarr Mummy !

Ye lad be uh roight cracker !

Ye shud reed alla thee stuff thet cum owt off his mine !

Uddarr den dat , oi figarr ye brang up uh foine lad !


Me regarrrds , Willy .
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:06 pm

There are tears of laughter rolling down my face...this is better than South Park!
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Capellini on Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:47 pm

I'm wondering if I should reveal my information on this matter, or remain mute?
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby ken worley on Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:56 pm

Capellini wrote:I'm wondering if I should reveal my information on this matter, or remain mute?



You should bare all, cap.

(And so should pg's mom, if she's hot.)
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:41 pm

PG's mom looks frighteningly similar to Black Bart in a dress.
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