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Postby ken worley on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:37 am

Capellini wrote:Last I checked, he hadn't even asked me to change it.



Perhaps he asked you in a PM, but, instead of reading it, you "utilized" it in an ill-stocked shintabet, thereby failing to learn of his concerns...

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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:28 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
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Rainswept wrote:I was thinking... I like to convert friends and family to Pastafarianism, and when I do they always check out the stuff on the forums. I can just imagine the nxt time PantyGnawer has this experience...

"Yes mom, I'm on those forums quite a bit, if you want to see my views on certain things, just look up all posts by 'PantyGnawer' "


The funny thing though is that my Mom does peruse these boards from time to time. She also has an FSM fish on her car.

But the question is... does she know what name you go by?


She knew PirateGuy because she recognized Moe in one thread.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:57 pm

Lets make this easy.

Hey! PG!

Do you want your old name back?
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:14 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
PantyGnawer wrote:The funny thing though is that my Mom does peruse these boards from time to time. She also has an FSM fish on her car.

But the question is... does she know what name you go by?


She knew PirateGuy because she recognized Moe in one thread.

She must be one understanding mother.

"[PG's name here]! What's your forum name now?"
"It's PantyGnawer, Mum."
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby PG's Mum on Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:49 pm

Yes, I read these boards once in a great while but never have I joined or posted until now.

I am a very understanding mom, but . . . sometimes I just have to speak up. If he has to use the letters PG, many of the previous suggestions would have been more appropriate than his current moniker. At least "pirateguy" tied in with his FSM enthusiasm! Please give him lotsa grief over OH I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THAT NAME.

My suggestion: Perpetual Graduate

xoxox to my Pirate Guy!
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:08 pm

Aye aye PG's Mum !
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:35 pm

PG's Mum wrote:Yes, I read these boards once in a great while but never have I joined or posted until now.

I am a very understanding mom, but . . . sometimes I just have to speak up. If he has to use the letters PG, many of the previous suggestions would have been more appropriate than his current moniker. At least "pirateguy" tied in with his FSM enthusiasm! Please give him lotsa grief over OH I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THAT NAME.

My suggestion: Perpetual Graduate

xoxox to my Pirate Guy!

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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby ken worley on Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:50 pm

Do you regret the rampant and prolific substance abuse you obviously indulged in while he was gestating?

Not trying to make you feel bad, or anything, but jesus.
You shoulda at least drew the line somewhere before chugging transmission fluid, no?
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rainswept on Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:15 pm

I don't buy it. That's just PantyGnawer impersonating his own mother.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:27 pm

yah , but letz humurr im .
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:06 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:yah , but letz humurr im .


I probably would have, except it was an excuse to call him PantyGnawer!
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:45 am

PG's Mum wrote:Yes, I read these boards once in a great while but never have I joined or posted until now.

I am a very understanding mom, but . . . sometimes I just have to speak up. If he has to use the letters PG, many of the previous suggestions would have been more appropriate than his current moniker. At least "pirateguy" tied in with his FSM enthusiasm! Please give him lotsa grief over OH I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THAT NAME.

My suggestion: Perpetual Graduate

xoxox to my Pirate Guy!


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I never knew my mummy!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:43 am

black bart wrote:
PG's Mum wrote:Yes, I read these boards once in a great while but never have I joined or posted until now.

I am a very understanding mom, but . . . sometimes I just have to speak up. If he has to use the letters PG, many of the previous suggestions would have been more appropriate than his current moniker. At least "pirateguy" tied in with his FSM enthusiasm! Please give him lotsa grief over OH I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THAT NAME.

My suggestion: Perpetual Graduate

xoxox to my Pirate Guy!


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: I never knew my mummy!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Of course you did! You sold her to the Aztecs, after all!

Now, PG, I know you've been feeling the heat lately, but you don't need to invent multiple personalities in your heat delusion. Remember, we're all here for you, no matter how slightly creepy your obsessions may be.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:59 am

Rainswept wrote:I don't buy it. That's just PantyGnawer impersonating his own mother.

If It were, he would have posted first in the New Converts section, because he wouldn't know he was one of the select glitchy few who could post here first.
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Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:20 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Rainswept wrote:I don't buy it. That's just PantyGnawer impersonating his own mother.

If It were, he would have posted first in the New Converts section, because he wouldn't know he was one of the select glitchy few who could post here first.


That hasn't been true at all since the update. I've had to deal with 1st posts in "Rant, Rave..." where they shouldn't even be able to see yet.
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