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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 24, 2008 2:50 am

It went to where all good nostalgia goes, the back of your memory.

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A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Wawizzle on Sat May 24, 2008 6:47 am

He went and had another bowl of lasagna.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat May 24, 2008 11:37 am

I snappedhis nose in half and fed it to him.


Then I ate him.


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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Postby Hqrsie on Sat May 24, 2008 12:04 pm

it's still around, just shrouded. Those at the top use the guise of equality to prevent those who most closely threatening them from achieving the same levels of ambition and success.



what ever happened to climbing trees?
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat May 24, 2008 12:05 pm

I still do it.


WEHT common sense and rationality?
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sat May 24, 2008 1:19 pm

I still do it.

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Postby Moral Minority on Sat May 24, 2008 2:32 pm

I STILL FUCKING DO IT!!!!


Whatever happened to good old fashioned lynching?
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Postby Hqrsie on Sat May 24, 2008 2:55 pm

they renamed it the "Justice System" and everyone gets orange pyjamas



whatever happened to traveling salesmen?
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Postby black bart on Sat May 24, 2008 2:57 pm

Now that is a good question...I think they turned into Amway zombies.

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat May 24, 2008 3:01 pm

She got raped with a rake.

Whatever happened to Jin Kazama?
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Postby farfalla on Sat May 24, 2008 9:00 pm

he morphed and the devil made him do it

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Postby ken worley on Sat May 24, 2008 10:47 pm

It's now Myanmar Shave.®


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Postby Rainswept on Sat May 24, 2008 10:50 pm

It was discovered to be less efficient than specialization.

WEHT showing more respect to people in the room with you than people calling on the phone?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat May 24, 2008 10:51 pm

I'm not sure. I think I'm going to need some help to figure that one out.

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Postby Rainswept on Sat May 24, 2008 10:56 pm

They stopped leaving them out where I could reach them in toy stores, because as a kid I liked to write

"THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS"

and leave them where smaller kids could find them. I was such a dick as a kid lol.

WEHT taking your kid outside the restaurant if it starts crying?
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