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Postby ke_mikiao on Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:34 am

-drop your pants-

"well.......it's not going to suck itself"

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:37 pm

Dr Dagger wrote:Would you like to drink baileys out of an old boot?

Wanna go to a club where people pee on each other?



I'm Old Greggggggggg!
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Postby Capellini on Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:53 pm

Now I know why you all have so much time to spend here.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:08 am

Capellini wrote:I visit this forum at least 4 times a day and scan every new post in most sections.



Pot, meet kettle.



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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:19 am

PirateGuy wrote:
Dr Dagger wrote:Would you like to drink baileys out of an old boot?

Wanna go to a club where people pee on each other?



I'm Old Greggggggggg!

I'm Ol' Greg!
"Wanna see mah watercolours?"
"This is baileys."
"This is baileys a li'l closer."

"Do you love me?"

Hilarious.
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Boosh

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:59 am

The Mighty Boosh rule...me favourite episode is 'The Priest and the Beast' from series 2...but they're all excellent.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:27 am

I like the coconut island episode. I think the name of it was "The Nightmare of Milky Joe."

And here's my contribution to this thread:

"I don't know about you, but I think your aura is sexy."
(Not physically complimenting because auras aren't physical, if they exist at all.)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:31 am

Points for innovation, but that may or may not work, Cap'n T.
I'm probably not the only female who has dismissed an annoying male with, "Begone! You are violating my aura."
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Chat up line

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:37 am

Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:56 am

He may even have taken up dumpster diving, like Rainswept's neighbor, to redeem aluminium [sic] cans to buy more bus tokens...
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Re: Chat up line

Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:58 am

black bart wrote:Well I was going to come up with another brilliant Stephen Hawkings chat up line...but why should I? Ken Worley is just using us for his own despicable means!

Notice there's been not a peep out of him for days...He's using OUR brilliant chat up lines I tell you! He's probably up to his neck in Horny women by now.


Lies!

Just yesterday morning, I posted in this very thread.

I wrote:

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"I notice you are suffering from severe cranial swelling....Here. Rub this on your head."


As for being up to my neck in horny women...does it count if
I tell a woman I'm horny, and she punches me in the throat?....'cause, that happens quite often.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:00 am

:)
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Postby Capellini on Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:29 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Capellini wrote:I visit this forum at least 4 times a day and scan every new post in most sections.



Pot, meet kettle.



:fsm_yarr:


Ahh, the good old days. That was pre-thesis, now it's more like 2 times, but still, I have an obligation to be here. What's everyone else's excuse.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:05 am

Capellini wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:
Capellini wrote:I visit this forum at least 4 times a day and scan every new post in most sections.



Pot, meet kettle.



:fsm_yarr:


Ahh, the good old days. That was pre-thesis, now it's more like 2 times, but still, I have an obligation to be here. What's everyone else's excuse.


We simply adore your delightful personality.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:13 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Capellini wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:
Capellini wrote:I visit this forum at least 4 times a day and scan every new post in most sections.



Pot, meet kettle.



:fsm_yarr:


Ahh, the good old days. That was pre-thesis, now it's more like 2 times, but still, I have an obligation to be here. What's everyone else's excuse.


We simply adore your delightful personality.


And her pretty eyes, too :wink:
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