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Eyes

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:45 am

Aaaaargh, Lookin at you makes me wish I still had me two eyes.

I expect you've heard of rough diamonds, well how about polishin me up a bit?
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Quantum

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:50 am

(In a Stephen Hawkings voice) Hi, I am a Quantum Physicist, can I probe your Black Hole?
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Bottom

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:51 am

Aaaaargh, Lookin at you makes me wish I still had me bottom half!
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:31 am

Klingon: Qua'pla. My head isn't the only part of me that's got ridges.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:50 pm

(Politician voice)Would you like to investigate my stimulus package?
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Re: Quantum

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:26 pm

black bart wrote:(In a Stephen Hawkings voice) Hi, I am a Quantum Physicist, can I probe your Black Hole?

If your approach leaves her with absolute uncertainty -- even relative uncertainty -- she may slip you Avogadro's number instead of her own...
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Postby S'presso on Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:51 pm

As my friend used to say:
"Hey, why don't sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:27 am

S'presso wrote:"Hey, why don't sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"


It'd be rather awkward if she vomited.
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Vomit

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:40 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
S'presso wrote:"Hey, why don't sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"


It'd be rather awkward if she vomited.


Harr Harrr Harrrrrrrrr!!!!
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Re: Quantum

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:44 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:(In a Stephen Hawkings voice) Hi, I am a Quantum Physicist, can I probe your Black Hole?

If your approach leaves her with absolute uncertainty -- even relative uncertainty -- she may slip you Avogadro's number instead of her own...


Darn it...I thought I was onto a winner there and I've just had my voice box replaced with a Scumsoft voice implant!

(Stephen Hawkings Voice) Would you like to help me with my 'Big Bang' theory?
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:52 am

Stephen Hawking voice:

My wheelchair isn't the only part of me that is metal.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:25 am

Arrr me dearies. Oi has always responded best to, "Can oi offers ye a Cap'ns Deloight, if ye takes me meanin?"

Them be the old days, though, wen gennilmun pirates newe how ter charm the cutlasses orf a wench. Nowadayes they jus elbows ye aside ter git to the bArrr first an calls ye Velloseerapter an the loike. Pirates and lanlubbers bof!
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Horny

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:54 am

Ye has to admit those Velociraptors are quite horny though:

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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:24 am

Yarrr! That one appears to be throwing back its head to laugh uproariously at the lines its date is quoting from Monty Python's "Dinosuar Sketch". It would bat its lashes encouragingly, but it's a lizard, innit?
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Postby ken worley on Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:53 am

"I notice you are suffering from severe cranial swelling....Here. Rub this on your head."
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