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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:54 pm

^ You are banned for living in the land of the automatic transmission. Learn to drive a stick shift!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:19 pm

Yer all banned 'cause I can't think of a reason not ter ban ya all!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:13 am

^ you're banned for sticking it to us all with a non-specific blanket ban.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:25 am

^ you're banned for not snuggling under the blanket with me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:04 am

^you are banned for not buying a bed
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:10 pm

^ yer banned fer bedroom ayes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:51 pm

^ you are banned for a barroom nose.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:27 pm

You're banned for knowing the nose knows.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:17 pm

You were happy in the haze of a drunken hour,
But heaven knows you're banned now...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:56 pm

There is a beer house in Scotland, that brews the Rising Sun,
It's been the ruin of many a young man, and Roy, you know, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:27 am

You're banned for not rhyming properly.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:38 am

You're banned because I drink Glenmorangie,
I used to drink Cointreau, but it was too orange-y
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:03 am

I knew an old lady who drank Talisker
The reason why I did ask her
She said twas to wash down the porridge
Which this mornin had turned out quite orrid

If you can't come up with a worse rhyme than that then you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:37 am

There was an old man of Dunoon
Who always ate soup with a fork;
He said, "Since I eat
Neither fowl, fish nor flesh
I should otherwise finish too quick."

OK, those are much worse so you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:17 am

^You're banned for trying to steal my thunder!
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