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Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:55 am

Who should play you in a movie? Who should play various board members? Who gets to direct? What will our movie be called?

Narrator: Howard Cosell

Taidje Khan: Jeremy Piven

Cap: Natalie Portman (unless Cap consents to play herself) :mrgreen:

Moral Minority: Whoever played "McLovin" in Superbad

Rainswept: Edward Norton

Black Bart: Gene Hackman

Rev. Rowan Redbeard: Eric Stolts

Pirateguy: Ben Stiller . . . On Crack.

NoodleDemon: Kal penn (I don't know any Bollywood actors)

Warlord of Elephants: Peter O'Toole

Talking Bull: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Ken Worley: Jeff Bridges

Farfalla: Natalie Portman in a different colored wig

Earthrise: Natalie Portman

Pontius Pirate: Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman: Herself

John Elway: Natalie Portman

Who else? I know there's a lot of ya.
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Postby thelastpirate on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:49 am

thelastpirate: Morgan Freeman

I look nothing like him, but he's unmatched as an actor.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:56 am

thelastpirate wrote:thelastpirate: Morgan Freeman

I look nothing like him, but he's unmatched as an actor.


No dude, you don't get to be in the movie per se. You have a much more important job: You sell VHS copies of the movie behind shady establishments. I'm counting on you to do this. And if you think your job sucks, you don't even want to know where Mad William Bonney has to peddle the film. *shudders*
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Re: FSM the movie!

Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:15 am

Taidje Khan wrote:Earthrise: Natalie Portman


No no. When you have a roll with gender uncertainty, it's better to give it to Hillary Swank

Also, I see ken worley as more of a Gene Wilder myself..
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Postby thelastpirate on Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:50 am

Taidje Khan wrote:
thelastpirate wrote:thelastpirate: Morgan Freeman

I look nothing like him, but he's unmatched as an actor.


No dude, you don't get to be in the movie per se. You have a much more important job: You sell VHS copies of the movie behind shady establishments. I'm counting on you to do this. And if you think your job sucks, you don't even want to know where Mad William Bonney has to peddle the film. *shudders*


I have a higher post count than you. You can get the dodgy sales job.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:02 am

thelastpirate wrote:I have a higher post count than you. You can get the dodgy sales job.


:roll: *sigh* are we going to have to pull out a ruler for you two to settle this?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:27 pm

I beat you both - combined.

MM by hisself beats us three, lest I miss my guess. Or he will soon. That boy is to the post count what Michael Jackson is to terminally ill children. Relentless. Over the top. And occasionally not above annoying little boys (Zankou, I'm looking at you).

I'd be good with Kal Penn, as Kumar was my idol at one time.

I'm not a pothead, but everything else fits.

White Castle sucks though.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:58 pm

St John the Blasphemist - Gary Oldman

Beats me why. I just think he'd play me well.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:04 am

thelastpirate wrote:I have a higher post count than you. You can get the dodgy sales job.


Post count huh? And that means something? Yes? Is that what you're implying? Interesting theory, now get back to work.

We gotta move 50,000 units for this to be profitable.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:05 am

Rainswept wrote:
thelastpirate wrote:I have a higher post count than you. You can get the dodgy sales job.


:roll: *sigh* are we going to have to pull out a ruler for you two to settle this?


Make it a yardstick, mate. :mrgreen:
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:06 am

Taidje Khan wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
thelastpirate wrote:I have a higher post count than you. You can get the dodgy sales job.


:roll: *sigh* are we going to have to pull out a ruler for you two to settle this?


Make it a yardstick, mate. :mrgreen:


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:16 am

Cap'n Turtlehead: Ron Howard (just because of the hair and freckles, but my hair isn't as red as his...)
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:49 pm

Moral Minority should be played by Topher Grace... provided he can grow enough hair.

He is the only person I can think of who is as skinny as me.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:52 am

I just got off the phone with The Coen Brothers, and they make a quality offer. They did however request some minor script changes. Now all of your characters die quick, brutal deaths for no reason, except for WoE, who simply becomes disillusioned by the random and catastrophic violence.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:40 am

Heck, I don't care. Can I die in a sea battle between pirates and the Spanish inquisition?
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