Favorite comedians, perhaps?

[Moral Minority]

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Come to the gay side. We have rainbows.

[Deci23]

I don't know of many stand-up comedians but a few my favorites are (in no particular):
Russell Peters
George Carlin
Chris Rock
Demetri Martin
Kathy Griffin
Dave Chappell

...and I didn't know there were other people that didn't like Carlos Mencia.

[Taidje Khan]

We have rainbows.

Dude, I used to play football. As in, I used to shower with an entire team of sweaty young boys under the supervision of a domineering old man, all while I was in the throes of puberty, when my hormones were out of control.

I run a dojo where I roll on the ground with strapping young men in tight clothes, instructing them in how to use all the right moves to achieve a dominant position so they can utilize ground-and-pound techniques and make their opponent submit.

If I was gay, I'm pretty sure I would know by now.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

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BLAST YE TAIDJE !

Now ye menshun et , et s(t)uck in me 'ead !

Wawizzle moight 'ave ta do sumfing wid his avatarr now !

Thet pick ove Cappie is ...is .... oim not lookin' at any ove ye avatars no more !