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Postby Rainswept on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:51 am

PG's database failed. I checked before clicking. (I added it myself)
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:29 pm

The Titanic.
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:53 pm

titanic part one sucked but disk two was better
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:55 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:titanic part one sucked but disk two was better

the only reason you watch it is for that one hot chick with the scene in the car
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:58 pm

but you only see her hand
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:59 pm

but you can kinda picture it in your head lol :?
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Headcrab on Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:59 pm

The worst movie ever is "The Maize," and pretty unanimously. It's even #2 on IMDB's worst movie list. It's not even really one of those horrible movies that is so bad it makes you laugh. It is absolutely painful to sit through. I only watched it until the credits so I could fairly declare it the most abominable thing I have ever seen.
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:03 pm

Maybe the worst is Wizard of OZ
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby HeathenPastafarian on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:27 pm

No one will probably agree with me, but I hated Groundhog Day with Bill Murray. While watching it I felt as if I was trapped inside the movie with him. It probably didn't help that I was stuck on an airplane while watching it.
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Dr_Mclovin on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:28 pm

Nah the hulk movie sucked
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Postby Mac N. Cheez on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:41 pm

Dr Dagger wrote:This



oh my eyes,,, MY EYES!!!!!! the horror......


how. could.



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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby DarkShark29 on Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:57 am

Two Girls One Cup.
If that counts as a movie.
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Rainswept on Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:25 am

DarkShark29 wrote:Two Girls One Cup.
If that counts as a movie.

It's a movie preview actually. If you find and watch the whole thing you let us know how it is.
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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Taidje Khan on Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:32 pm

I'll quote a buddy who just got dragged to the Sex and the City movie:

"Everytime a character said something, all the chicks would laugh like a fucking hyena and all the dudes would shift in their seat. That was for the entire movie. It was almost like it was choreographed that way. Laugh, shift, laugh shift. And as far as the laughing went . . . You remember Pavlov's dog? That was how the chicks were laughing, dude. Automatic. Without thought. 'I'm supposed to find that funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Now I will listen intently for my next cue to laugh.' I'm not joking, you have to see it to believe it. The best part was walking out of the theater and watching all these boyfriends kind of glance at each other on the way out. They looked like the survivors in the last scene of a war movie, they were all like, 'you made it too, huh?' It was the worst movie-going experience I've ever had. It's the worst movie-going experience I can even conceive of. It really is."

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Re: Worst movie ever made...

Postby Rainswept on Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:56 pm

Taidje Khan wrote:I'll quote a buddy who just got dragged to the Sex and the City movie:

"Everytime a character said something, all the chicks would laugh like a fucking hyena and all the dudes would shift in their seat. That was for the entire movie. It was almost like it was choreographed that way. Laugh, shift, laugh shift. And as far as the laughing went . . . You remember Pavlov's dog? That was how the chicks were laughing, dude. Automatic. Without thought. 'I'm supposed to find that funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Now I will listen intently for my next cue to laugh.' I'm not joking, you have to see it to believe it. The best part was walking out of the theater and watching all these boyfriends kind of glance at each other on the way out. They looked like the survivors in the last scene of a war movie, they were all like, 'you made it too, huh?' It was the worst movie-going experience I've ever had. It's the worst movie-going experience I can even conceive of. It really is."

Straight fom the horse's mouth, folks. Don't say I didn't warn you.



It's because the movie made no sense at all if you weren't already a fan of the show. It was all inside jokes.
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