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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:52 pm

it is not just you it is an extremely boring movie and the jokes are not that good
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:10 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:it is not just you it is an extremely boring movie and the jokes are not that good

At least someone agrees.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:52 am

It is incredibly overrated.
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:16 pm

How about the 2003 Hulk ?

(Hope the 2008 one is better)
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:22 pm

It was pretty bad, but still bearable. Hey, I'm allowed to have a completely lowbrow side, right?

Not to say that I'm not always like that...

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Postby Rainswept » Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:50 am

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Jon Stewart put it even more succinctly on The Daily Show when he described the movie as "a cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass"
Battlefield Earth's primary colors are blue and gray, adding to the misery. Whenever we glimpse sunlight, the screen goes all stale yellow, as though someone had urinated on the print. This, by the way, is not such a bad idea
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:39 pm

Drillbit Taylor is pretty bad. I only saw it because Semi-Pro wasn't starting for another forty minutes.

There's maybe one decent joke. It seemed that I was the only one in the cinema who wasn't laughing. Either I don't know my humour (which is impossible) or everybody else was just stupid.

But I did go into the movie with low expectations.
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Postby KC Observer » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:03 pm

Barry Lyndon. Kubrick's worst film ever. The worst film I've ever seen. I thought that it would NEVER end. :x
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Postby Taidje Khan » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:13 pm

Just saw the Mystery Science Theater 3000 lampooning of Manos: The Hands Of Fate. I don't know if that was mentioned or not, but Holy God.

I could grab a video camera right now and go out to a park, no script, no outlines, and pick up some actors off the street as I go, and I would still make a better film than that piece of offal.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:49 pm

fantastic four 1 and 2 both sucked
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Postby the great pumpkin » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:08 am

I'd go with Ishtar or Norbit.

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Postby DancingKitty » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:02 pm

Zardoz (1974)

Sean Connery in a truly strange John Boorman selection.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

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